But OG Star Trek will always have the honeys
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Tuesday
JJ Abrams' Star Trek might end up being awesome no doubt....
But OG Star Trek will always have the honeys
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Monday
Sunday
Apologies to Aerosmith, Big Ups to Todd Rundgren and Johnnie Morton
(11:33:36 PM) thecatsharumph: sweeeeeeeet emotion
(11:33:42 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:33:43 PM) thecatsharumph: SWEEEEEEEET EMOOOOOOOOOOTION
(11:33:47 PM) thecatsharumph: dadadadadad adada dd honey
(11:33:54 PM) stubborn tenpin: they played that at videogames live
(11:34:09 PM) thecatsharumph: really
(11:34:11 PM) stubborn tenpin: someone from the audience got to play that on guitar hero with the orchestra
(11:34:18 PM) thecatsharumph: lol really jeezus
(11:34:20 PM) thecatsharumph: that song huh
(11:34:24 PM) thecatsharumph: dada dad ad ad dd money
(11:34:34 PM) stubborn tenpin: he was gonna play on hard but we booed and made him play on expert lol
(11:34:42 PM) stubborn tenpin: he wasnt ready for it but he did really well
(11:34:53 PM) thecatsharumph: what about CRAZY I GO CRA_AYZAY YOU TURNED ME ON HONEY NOW YOURE GONE AND IM CRAY E E AYZAY
(11:35:17 PM) thecatsharumph: CRAZY I GO CRA_HAY_ZEH EH EH D:SA WO AWWW OHHHH OWWWW HOOOO
(11:35:29 PM) thecatsharumph: have you heard steven tyler do the national anthem
(11:35:38 PM) thecatsharumph: he does those vocal turns like in that armageddon song
(11:35:50 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol thats not on guitar hero aerosmith thank god
(11:36:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: fortunately they didnt put any of the 90s ballad crap
(11:36:20 PM) stubborn tenpin: they picked good aerosmith songs
(11:36:22 PM) thecatsharumph: THERES SOMETHIN WRONG WITH THA WROLD TODAY I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS SOMETHIN WRONG WITH OURLIVES>... YOW LIVIN ON THE EDDGE
(11:36:29 PM) thecatsharumph: really like dude looks like a lady
(11:36:36 PM) thecatsharumph: YEAH YEAH DUDE LOOKS LIKE LADY
(11:36:37 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol no dude looks like a lady
(11:36:44 PM) thecatsharumph: that song is weird
(11:36:51 PM) thecatsharumph: i cant imagine rockin out to that song in my car
(11:36:56 PM) thecatsharumph: with speakers all up
(11:36:58 PM) thecatsharumph: windows down
(11:37:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: it was destined to be featured in mrs doubtfire
(11:37:04 PM) thecatsharumph: crankin that shit DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
(11:37:38 PM) thecatsharumph: OH SHIT ITS MAH JOINT
(11:37:41 PM) thecatsharumph: like at a red light
(11:37:44 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:38:00 PM) thecatsharumph: i bet you'd get some looksees i bet
(11:38:19 PM) stubborn tenpin: yeah theyd be like, THAT SONG IS AWESOME
(11:38:41 PM) thecatsharumph: i wonder if i can gather every person who says "dude looks like a lady" is their favorite song
(11:38:43 PM) thecatsharumph: into one car
(11:38:47 PM) thecatsharumph: and play that shit with the top down
(11:38:59 PM) thecatsharumph: hesperian
(11:39:14 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:39:23 PM) thecatsharumph: of course if there's more than enough to fit a car just a fucking parade of dude looks like a lady
(11:39:28 PM) stubborn tenpin: you could pull that off on fremont blvd maybe not hesperian
(11:39:32 PM) thecatsharumph: man they should just throw a dude looks like a lady parade
(11:39:43 PM) thecatsharumph: with that song blasting in hella cars on loop in sync and shit
(11:39:56 PM) thecatsharumph: what the fuck i gotta look up the dude looks like a lady lyrics
(11:40:24 PM) stubborn tenpin: jeezus
(11:40:28 PM) thecatsharumph: holy fuck shakira covered it
(11:40:38 PM) thecatsharumph: why in the hell.. how did that song get so big
(11:40:53 PM) thecatsharumph: i remember watching the mtv movie awards and they introduced emilio estevez to that song
(11:41:03 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:41:10 PM) stubborn tenpin: cause he look like a lady
(11:41:11 PM) thecatsharumph: i cracked the heck up like OH MY GOD EMILIO ESTEVEZ CAME OUT TO DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY WTF
(11:41:21 PM) thecatsharumph: Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right
(11:41:35 PM) thecatsharumph: Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away
(11:42:04 PM) stubborn tenpin: stoooop
(11:42:05 PM) thecatsharumph: chorus
(11:42:15 PM) thecatsharumph: So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
(11:42:20 PM) thecatsharumph: chorus
(11:42:50 PM) thecatsharumph: if anyone talks about how good music quality overall was much superior in the past than the present
(11:43:03 PM) thecatsharumph: i'll just look for a billboard magazine that has this song as a top10 hit or something
(11:43:11 PM) thecatsharumph: and the trashmen's "bird bird bird, the bird's teh word"
(11:43:37 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:43:56 PM) stubborn tenpin: there are always guilty pleasures like that throughout the history of music
(11:44:16 PM) stubborn tenpin: loved me some spice girls
(11:44:22 PM) thecatsharumph: oh spice girls is good though
(11:44:32 PM) thecatsharumph: wannabe, i've given you everything (title?)
(11:44:35 PM) thecatsharumph: and 2 become 1
(11:44:53 PM) stubborn tenpin: i think most people would pick dude looks like a lady over wannabe, but they would be lying to themselves
(11:45:06 PM) thecatsharumph: dude wannabe is like perfect
(11:45:22 PM) thecatsharumph: except for like a whole decade i thought the song was about like "if you wanna be my lover you must fuck my friends"
(11:45:39 PM) stubborn tenpin: you mean thats not what its about
(11:45:39 PM) thecatsharumph: "make it last forever, friendship never ends!"
(11:45:49 PM) thecatsharumph: its about hang out with my friends and get ot know them
(11:46:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: zigga zig ahh
(11:46:05 PM) thecatsharumph: so here's the deal from A to Z ya wanna get with me ya gotta listen carefully
(11:46:33 PM) thecatsharumph: 95 percent of the spice girls ouvre is probably better than dude looks like a lady
(11:47:04 PM) thecatsharumph: lol songmeanings.net has 35 comments on dude looks like a lady
(11:47:21 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:48:01 PM) thecatsharumph: Ok, i'm quite disapointed no one has posted the true meaning yet.
I'm not a fan of aerosmith, but even i know this one.
This song is about Bret Michaels, the vocalist of Poison. He's a 'dude' but he looks so feminine it's rediculous...
(11:48:04 PM) thecatsharumph: wow so much backstory
(11:48:07 PM) thecatsharumph: that was a post
(11:49:01 PM) thecatsharumph: his is about vince neil all the way lol... its cause vince looks like a chick hardcore back then... but if you look at Mick mars back then i think he pulls off the women look alot better, who cares really nice song to play pool too.
(11:50:01 PM) thecatsharumph: ok im over dude looks like a lady now
(11:51:09 PM) thecatsharumph: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBNfaA4eEnY
(11:51:41 PM) stubborn tenpin: stop please
(11:51:42 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:51:47 PM) thecatsharumph: yeah im over it
(11:51:57 PM) thecatsharumph: ive moved onto patting the elbow before elbowing something
(11:52:07 PM) thecatsharumph: in real fights
(11:52:23 PM) thecatsharumph: i hope to see a fight in which a guy pats his elbow before elbowing another dude
(11:55:04 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol is this from the movie
(11:55:17 PM) stubborn tenpin: i didnt watch most of it cause i was on the phone with you
(11:58:09 PM) thecatsharumph: i have no clue
(11:58:16 PM) thecatsharumph: do you think todd rundgren gets jilted
(11:58:21 PM) thecatsharumph: feels jilted i mean
(11:58:23 PM) thecatsharumph: he raised liv tyler
(11:58:33 PM) stubborn tenpin: fuck yes theyre done fixing my 360
(11:58:38 PM) stubborn tenpin: was she illigitimate
(11:58:40 PM) thecatsharumph: and she always talks about how steven tyler and how excited she wes to finally see her daddy
(11:58:50 PM) thecatsharumph: not too sure
(11:58:57 PM) thecatsharumph: i know rundgren married steven tyler's ex
(11:59:02 PM) thecatsharumph: so tyler was the baby daddy
(11:59:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: ahhh
(11:59:10 PM) thecatsharumph: and todd rundgren raised her
(11:59:16 PM) thecatsharumph: tho i could be wrong and am too lazy to look it up
(11:59:18 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:59:29 PM) stubborn tenpin: well he did a good job
(11:59:31 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:59:34 PM) stubborn tenpin: i dont know that
(11:59:42 PM) thecatsharumph: he totally did
(11:59:52 PM) thecatsharumph: she didnt waste her kisses on joaquin phoenix
(11:59:55 PM) thecatsharumph: in that thing you do
(11/30/2008 12:00:06 AM) thecatsharumph: THE OWNEEDERS!
(12:00:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: that was joaquin phoenix?
(12:00:23 AM) thecatsharumph: wasnt it?
(12:00:25 AM) thecatsharumph: i dont remember anymore
(12:00:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: the drummer?
(12:00:30 AM) stubborn tenpin: nah man
(12:00:36 AM) thecatsharumph: naw the guy with the shades
(12:00:40 AM) thecatsharumph: "SORRY LADIES HE'S TAKEN"
(12:00:48 AM) thecatsharumph: and he got all pissed like "I know you did that bitch"
(12:00:54 AM) stubborn tenpin: that wasnt joaquin phoenix either lol
(12:01:04 AM) thecatsharumph: and she was like "i spent too much time kissing your face but i wasted all these kisses on your fucking face fuck off negro"
(12:01:12 AM) stubborn tenpin: youre mixing characters
(12:01:26 AM) stubborn tenpin: shades was the drummer but she was dating the lead guitarist
(12:01:28 AM) thecatsharumph: naw then she hooks up with the drummer after
(12:01:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: and he had the "sorry ladies he's taken" thing under his name
(12:01:48 AM) thecatsharumph: and the drummer does some dope with real drummers
(12:02:17 AM) thecatsharumph: after teh OWNEEDERS break up
(12:02:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: tom everett scott was the drummer
(12:02:26 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah tom hanks jr.
(12:02:39 AM) thecatsharumph: joaquin phoenix isnt the guitarist?
(12:02:43 AM) stubborn tenpin: johnathon schaech was the guitarist that liv tyler dated
(12:02:48 AM) thecatsharumph: oh jonathan schaech
(12:02:50 AM) thecatsharumph: my bad
(12:02:56 AM) thecatsharumph: johnny cash didnt sing that thing you do
(12:03:09 AM) stubborn tenpin: who was in arrested development it seems
(12:03:23 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol and 8MM 2?
(12:03:26 AM) stubborn tenpin: wtf
(12:03:30 AM) thecatsharumph: schaech or everett?
(12:03:34 AM) thecatsharumph: that thing you do was a real good song
(12:03:37 AM) stubborn tenpin: schaech
(12:03:42 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah i loved that song
(12:03:54 AM) thecatsharumph: fountains of wayne wrote that right?
(12:03:58 AM) stubborn tenpin: it was the pefect song to use in a movie about one hit wonders
(12:04:06 AM) stubborn tenpin: really?
(12:04:13 AM) thecatsharumph: fountains of wayne should just have tom hanks write all their lyrics
(12:04:24 AM) stubborn tenpin: i think a little more highly of them, but i still want to kick their asses
(12:04:30 AM) thecatsharumph: if they werent so catchy i would mind more that their lyrics suck ass
(12:05:26 AM) thecatsharumph: todd rundgren i think i like better than aerosmith
(12:05:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol what did he do
(12:05:54 AM) thecatsharumph: if i was liv tyler i would totally be like "oh man can i get all the outtakes from a true wizard a star?"
(12:05:57 AM) thecatsharumph: he did "hello its me"
(12:06:09 AM) thecatsharumph: and "i wanna fuck you ft. snoop dogg"
(12:06:13 AM) thecatsharumph: jk about the last one
(12:06:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:06:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol snoop was on around the horn
(12:06:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: he was chillin with JA adande
(12:06:50 AM) thecatsharumph: sickwidit
(12:06:58 AM) stubborn tenpin: only for like one question
(12:07:01 AM) thecatsharumph: JA Adande is the best national sports writer right now
(12:07:08 AM) stubborn tenpin: really?
(12:07:11 AM) thecatsharumph: in my opinion
(12:07:15 AM) thecatsharumph: i dont watch around the horn though
(12:07:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: ive never read him, but i think he sucks on around the horn
(12:07:34 AM) thecatsharumph: well when your competition for that title is woody paige and jay mariotti its easier to be the best
(12:07:38 AM) stubborn tenpin: plaschke is the worst though
(12:07:43 AM) thecatsharumph: plaschke SUCKS
(12:07:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah i cant stand him
(12:07:54 AM) thecatsharumph: if you go on firejoemorgan they straight lived off of his writings
(12:07:58 AM) thecatsharumph: clowning the shit out of it
(12:08:01 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol really
(12:08:24 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah i guess i didnt like mariotti that much
(12:08:27 AM) thecatsharumph: http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/10/what-fucking-language-is-this.html
(12:08:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: hes not working at the sun times anymore
(12:08:37 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:08:49 AM) thecatsharumph: he just stirs up controversy
(12:08:57 AM) thecatsharumph: his analysis is terrible
(12:09:21 AM) thecatsharumph: peter king isnt bad though i think he gets shit
(12:09:40 AM) thecatsharumph: do you read the sun-times?
(12:09:56 AM) stubborn tenpin: i used to when i had just moved here, but not really anymore
(12:10:21 AM) thecatsharumph: poor print media
(12:10:23 AM) stubborn tenpin: i used to read redeye which is the free tribune paper, but that shit is so gross
(12:10:28 AM) thecatsharumph: whats it about
(12:10:43 AM) thecatsharumph: is it like the ones in the bay
(12:10:59 AM) stubborn tenpin: totally lame humor and articles cut and pasted from the AP
(12:11:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: most of the paper was all about hollywood trash
(12:11:31 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah sounds like its free
(12:11:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:11:37 AM) thecatsharumph: oh TMZ shit?
(12:12:04 AM) stubborn tenpin: actually most of the paper was covering all the drink specials in chicago cause chicago likes the drinkz
(12:12:11 AM) thecatsharumph: my type of town
(12:12:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: the rest was hollywood reporting
(12:12:23 AM) thecatsharumph: lol DRRRUNK GOSSIP DOT COM
(12:12:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: and the sports writers were trying to hard to be funny
(12:12:42 AM) stubborn tenpin: anyway
(12:12:45 AM) thecatsharumph: "fuckin shitea dude dja hear about fuck cera michael cerathat dafad;" Posted by Frank
(12:12:54 AM) thecatsharumph: its hardt o be a funny sportswriter
(12:13:03 AM) thecatsharumph: hella wannabe bill simmons up in this internets
(12:13:17 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol his podcast is hillarious
(12:13:23 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanna listen to it
(12:13:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: but sometimes the boston sports talk is jarring
(12:13:33 AM) stubborn tenpin: like DUDE I DONT CARE
(12:13:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: but he's funny
(12:14:03 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah he is
(12:14:10 AM) thecatsharumph: him and the KSK crew are the best comedy sports writers
(12:14:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: and very knowledgable
(12:14:17 AM) thecatsharumph: the sports pickle i think its called isnt bad either
(12:14:24 AM) thecatsharumph: bill simmons is on point with the basketball
(12:14:31 AM) thecatsharumph: his non-comedy articles are fucking great
(12:14:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah football too
(12:14:37 AM) thecatsharumph: there's this really good manny ramirez one thats one spn.com
(12:14:39 AM) thecatsharumph: he wrote
(12:15:05 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanted to be bill simmons when i was working at the argus
(12:15:10 AM) stubborn tenpin: he does this segment every week with one of jimmy kimmels producers where he guesses the spreads on all the nfl games, and simmons is pretty on point
(12:15:12 AM) thecatsharumph: but w/o the gratuitous references to the karate kid
(12:15:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: he'll guess it pretty close
(12:15:27 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah i like simmons
(12:15:54 AM) stubborn tenpin: they have a bet whoever gets the most games every week will win a brazillian steakhouse dinner lol
(12:16:01 AM) thecatsharumph: wow that sounds good
(12:16:18 AM) stubborn tenpin: simmons has swept the last month so he's pretty close to winning
(12:16:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: have you had brazilian steakhouse?
(12:16:36 AM) thecatsharumph: what a job
(12:16:38 AM) thecatsharumph: nope
(12:16:44 AM) stubborn tenpin: jesus
(12:16:47 AM) stubborn tenpin: its amazing
(12:16:47 AM) thecatsharumph: nor a brazilian wax
(12:16:49 AM) thecatsharumph: sorry
(12:17:01 AM) thecatsharumph: unecessary wax comment
(12:17:11 AM) stubborn tenpin: its all you can eat and people just bring different cuts of meat to your table
(12:17:27 AM) thecatsharumph: foh then nm
(12:17:33 AM) thecatsharumph: ive been to one
(12:17:38 AM) thecatsharumph: called brazil! brazil!
(12:17:42 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:17:52 AM) thecatsharumph: it was cool
(12:17:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah its amazing
(12:18:11 AM) thecatsharumph: i want to go now
(12:18:16 AM) thecatsharumph: i would much rather get a milkshake though
(12:18:22 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:18:27 AM) thecatsharumph: do you think i was too harsh on don in fantasy
(12:18:29 AM) stubborn tenpin: steak n shake
(12:18:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: i didnt read it
(12:18:38 AM) thecatsharumph: talkin shit about the matt bryant love
(12:18:53 AM) thecatsharumph: its turner and williams talking like raekwon and ghostface
(12:19:15 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah its a lil long
(12:19:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: is it the lineage
(12:19:41 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:20:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: wtf e40 was better than fishscale
(12:20:29 AM) stubborn tenpin: i havent heard e40 but fishscale was really good
(12:21:40 AM) thecatsharumph: i think i liked it better on replayability
(12:21:45 AM) thecatsharumph: but fishscale is awesome
(12:21:51 AM) thecatsharumph: heart avenue made me laugh
(12:21:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol this is fine
(12:21:59 AM) thecatsharumph: i think i used faggot to omuch
(12:22:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:22:22 AM) stubborn tenpin: youre in character i guess
(12:22:51 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:22:57 AM) thecatsharumph: i was pretty ballls to the wall drunk too
(12:23:00 AM) stubborn tenpin: niggaz niggaz
(12:23:01 AM) thecatsharumph: i'm at jay's place
(12:23:03 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:23:17 AM) stubborn tenpin: beating faggot ass dru
(12:23:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: rofl
(12:23:23 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah that was too much
(12:23:31 AM) thecatsharumph: i meant everyone was a faggot ass not just dru
(12:23:35 AM) thecatsharumph: hopefully he doesnt take it pesronal
(12:23:46 AM) stubborn tenpin: but you forgot to type everyone elses name lol
(12:23:56 AM) thecatsharumph: lol DOOD i did
(12:23:58 AM) thecatsharumph: its there after dru's name
(12:24:01 AM) thecatsharumph: im paranoid now
(12:24:08 AM) thecatsharumph: sometimes i feel like...somebody's watchin meee
(12:24:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah you wrote their names
(12:24:26 AM) stubborn tenpin: dru is first though
(12:24:33 AM) thecatsharumph: lol oh man
(12:24:36 AM) thecatsharumph: SRY DRU
(12:24:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: its fine
(12:24:45 AM) thecatsharumph: have you heard nigga please?
(12:24:54 AM) thecatsharumph: that album is fantastic the guy was hopped up on drugs hella obvious
(12:25:11 AM) thecatsharumph: at one point he's giving shout outs and it starts off with "like to give a shout out to snoop my man suge knight.."
(12:25:27 AM) thecatsharumph: and then it degenerates to "a shout out to submarines and the children them lil munchkins"
(12:25:30 AM) stubborn tenpin: sooje knight
(12:25:37 AM) thecatsharumph: and then he starts giving shoutouts to the marines and the army and navy
(12:25:44 AM) thecatsharumph: and eventually he gives a shout out to himself
(12:25:50 AM) thecatsharumph: all while sampling the tj hooker theme song
(12:25:55 AM) thecatsharumph: man that album is so good
(12:26:10 AM) thecatsharumph: half the album he talks about how white people are the devil and the other half he talks about fucking pussy
(12:26:31 AM) thecatsharumph: he even does a cover of rick james' coldblooded
(12:26:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: i heard it wasnt that great but i never listened to it
(12:26:43 AM) thecatsharumph: its probably an acquired taste
(12:26:45 AM) stubborn tenpin: i havent listened to a lot of things
(12:26:50 AM) thecatsharumph: me neither
(12:27:05 AM) thecatsharumph: ive listened to nothing but wu and northern soul lately tho
(12:27:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: nice
(12:27:48 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanna download some spice girls n ow tho
(12:28:00 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:28:29 AM) thecatsharumph: "i need some love like i never needed love before (WANNA MAKE LUV 2 YA BABY)"
(12:28:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: its the only way to beee
(12:28:53 AM) thecatsharumph: "be a little bit wiser baby, put it on put it on... cause tonight is the night.. when two become onnnnne"
(12:28:57 AM) thecatsharumph: lol
(12:29:03 AM) thecatsharumph: how sweet of her tell him to put a jimmy hat on
(12:29:06 AM) thecatsharumph: in such a sensual voice
(12:29:07 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:29:34 AM) thecatsharumph: id totally become one with scary spice
(12:29:39 AM) thecatsharumph: but she's in love with eddie murphy
(12:29:42 AM) thecatsharumph: supposedly batshit insane in love
(12:29:51 AM) thecatsharumph: and eddie murphy's in love with johnny gill
(12:29:53 AM) thecatsharumph: johnny morton
(12:29:56 AM) thecatsharumph: and arsenio hall
(12:30:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol johnny morton really
(12:30:35 AM) thecatsharumph: thats what arnel told me
(12:30:46 AM) thecatsharumph: johnnie morton tried mma and got ktfo
(12:30:49 AM) thecatsharumph: in teh first round
(12:30:59 AM) thecatsharumph: and then he didnt get a purse or any money because he tested positive for the roids
(12:31:12 AM) stubborn tenpin: was it celebrity mma or something
(12:31:21 AM) thecatsharumph: naw legit
(12:31:24 AM) thecatsharumph: he looked all tough and shit
(12:31:30 AM) thecatsharumph: well as tough as johnnie morton will ever look
(12:31:34 AM) thecatsharumph: and he got hit square in the jaw
(12:31:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol hes a pussy though
(12:31:45 AM) thecatsharumph: he was a niner for a second
(12:31:53 AM) thecatsharumph: "kiss my ass, jay leno"
(12:31:54 AM) thecatsharumph: poor guy
(12:32:02 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol idiot
(12:32:08 AM) thecatsharumph: i bet you he likes dude looks like a lady
(12:32:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: rofl
(12:32:27 AM) thecatsharumph: "bump that shit thats my song"
(12:32:36 AM) thecatsharumph: "cmon eddie stop laughing"
(12:32:43 AM) thecatsharumph: "heeeeeeeee heeeheee" -eddie murphy
(12:32:51 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol wow
(12:33:30 AM) thecatsharumph: jay alivia hates the spice girls
(12:33:33 AM) thecatsharumph: its official
(12:33:41 AM) stubborn tenpin: im not suprised
(12:33:49 AM) thecatsharumph: BREAKING NEWS REPORT: jay alivia hates the spice girls, pierre bautista is looking for more rum int he cupboard
(12:34:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: im regreting not buying some beer
(12:34:45 AM) thecatsharumph: no say no to drugs
(12:34:51 AM) stubborn tenpin: we have flavored vodka but fuck that shit
(12:34:51 AM) thecatsharumph: i bought this stupid ass mojito
(12:34:55 AM) thecatsharumph: for like 185 pesos last night
(12:35:00 AM) thecatsharumph: oh man flavored vodka
(12:35:03 AM) stubborn tenpin: sugar alchohol=hangover
(12:35:04 AM) thecatsharumph: energy drink
(12:35:06 AM) thecatsharumph: you're set dudes
(12:35:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: im not drinking that
(12:35:21 AM) thecatsharumph: then saddle up next to andrea
(12:35:23 AM) stubborn tenpin: thats the only time i get a hangover
(12:35:26 AM) thecatsharumph: and be like "yo baby its prime time"
(12:35:38 AM) thecatsharumph: and thumb wrestle
(12:35:45 AM) thecatsharumph: thats what i would do if i had a woman right now
(12:35:50 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:35:57 AM) thecatsharumph: id sing her rock upon the porch with you
(12:36:00 AM) thecatsharumph: by the boy least likely to
(12:36:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol nice
(12:36:25 AM) thecatsharumph: i aint singing her tenderoni
(12:36:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: by chromeo?
(12:36:39 AM) thecatsharumph: maybe if i get married and like 30 years down the line ill sing tenderoni
(12:36:47 AM) thecatsharumph: whoever made the original
(12:36:50 AM) thecatsharumph: is it called tenderoni?
(12:36:54 AM) thecatsharumph: clare would know
(12:37:11 AM) stubborn tenpin: is that one of the new edition cats
(12:37:25 AM) stubborn tenpin: i want to say bobby brown
(12:38:19 AM) thecatsharumph: probably
(12:38:25 AM) thecatsharumph: bobby brown best entertainer in teh world
(12:38:30 AM) thecatsharumph: whitney houston best singer in the world
(12:38:36 AM) thecatsharumph: "SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS"
(12:38:37 AM) stubborn tenpin: nooooo
(12:38:51 AM) thecatsharumph: "is it true you have a 10,000 dollar a week coke habit" "i wish, just kiddin"
(12:39:00 AM) thecatsharumph: "crack is a poor persn's drug show me the receipts SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS"
(12:39:05 AM) stubborn tenpin: fuck i want to start forte over gore
(12:39:12 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol show me the reciepts
(12:39:15 AM) thecatsharumph: gore against buffalo?
(12:39:18 AM) thecatsharumph: forte against who?
(12:39:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: vikes
(12:39:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: i know its not a good matchup
(12:39:43 AM) stubborn tenpin: but hes gonna get points through the air
(12:39:45 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:39:49 AM) thecatsharumph: tough call homes
(12:39:52 AM) thecatsharumph: i cant possibly say
(12:39:53 AM) stubborn tenpin: i can see gore getting shut out
(12:39:59 AM) thecatsharumph: im having problems with larry johnson too
(12:40:01 AM) stubborn tenpin: at buffalo
(12:40:04 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanna start him over turner
(12:40:09 AM) thecatsharumph: but that seems stupid
(12:40:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: whos turner playing
(12:40:21 AM) thecatsharumph: turner might be tired from running to the end zone last week
(12:40:29 AM) thecatsharumph: san diego
(12:40:30 AM) thecatsharumph: chargers
(12:40:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah you gotta play him
(12:40:43 AM) stubborn tenpin: chargers d sucks
(12:40:59 AM) stubborn tenpin: im not a big LJ fan
(12:41:34 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah i know
(12:41:35 AM) thecatsharumph: no one is
(12:41:38 AM) thecatsharumph: he's old and stuff
(12:41:43 AM) thecatsharumph: he's olden polnyce
(12:41:50 AM) thecatsharumph: how do you spell that guy's last name
(12:41:54 AM) thecatsharumph: polynice?
(12:41:55 AM) stubborn tenpin: polynice
(12:41:58 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah
(12:42:18 AM) thecatsharumph: poly meaning multiple and nice meaning polite
(12:42:21 AM) thecatsharumph: what a sweet heart
(12:42:32 AM) thecatsharumph: old and poly-nice
(12:42:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:43:20 AM) thecatsharumph: i officially got mad luv for that guy
(12:43:32 AM) thecatsharumph: so in turn i got love for larry johnson
(12:44:19 AM) thecatsharumph: let me type vagina vagina
(12:44:27 AM) thecatsharumph: whoever google searches olden polynice
(12:44:29 AM) thecatsharumph: goes to our site
(12:44:55 AM) thecatsharumph: so if they google search: olden polynice vagina
(12:44:59 AM) thecatsharumph: its automatic we're a link
(12:45:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol it wouldnt be the top result
(12:45:49 AM) thecatsharumph: it would have to be
(12:45:57 AM) thecatsharumph: what other site would have olden polynice and vagina
(12:46:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:46:24 AM) stubborn tenpin: maybe
(12:47:02 AM) thecatsharumph: imma google search that right now
(12:47:21 AM) thecatsharumph: you're right
(12:47:33 AM) thecatsharumph: there's 231 pages with olden polynice and vagina
(12:47:40 AM) thecatsharumph: Results 1 - 10 of about 231 for olden polynice vagina. (0.13 seconds)
(12:48:15 AM) stubborn tenpin: haha
(12:48:16 AM) thecatsharumph: including a spanish language website with the headline "Drink Team - KOBE'S RAPE???? - Deportes"
(12:48:24 AM) thecatsharumph: que los Bulls lo cambiaron en el draft a Seattle por Olden Polynice. ..
(12:49:15 AM) stubborn tenpin: wow
(12:49:41 AM) thecatsharumph: alivia told me they traded polynice to the sonics for teh rights to scottie pippen
(12:49:51 AM) thecatsharumph: imagine if pippen played with kemp, payton and schrempf
(12:49:57 AM) thecatsharumph: and polynice played with jordan
(12:50:00 AM) thecatsharumph: things would've been mad diff
(12:50:22 AM) stubborn tenpin: the hornets would have won a title lol
(12:50:28 AM) thecatsharumph: haha
(12:50:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: LJ and ZO too strong
(12:50:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: muggsy at the point
(12:50:50 AM) stubborn tenpin: dell curry 6th man extrordinaire
(12:50:57 AM) thecatsharumph: curry AND rice on the same time
(12:51:06 AM) stubborn tenpin: kendall gill king of metrosexuals
(12:51:12 AM) thecatsharumph: yall just needed a chicken to even out the menu
(12:51:18 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:51:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: matt geiger
(12:51:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: i know all the hornets in the 90s
(12:51:47 AM) stubborn tenpin: fucking robert parish was a hornet
(12:52:18 AM) thecatsharumph: oh thats right
(12:52:24 AM) thecatsharumph: matt geiger whatta rich guy that guy is
(12:52:27 AM) thecatsharumph: for being a journeyman
(12:52:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:52:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: he was solid
(12:52:42 AM) thecatsharumph: he helped the sixers to the eastern title
(12:52:49 AM) thecatsharumph: the warriors had robert parish too
(12:52:54 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeaah
(12:53:00 AM) thecatsharumph: stupid trade before i watched basketball
(12:53:07 AM) thecatsharumph: we gave the celtics those rings
(11:33:42 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:33:43 PM) thecatsharumph: SWEEEEEEEET EMOOOOOOOOOOTION
(11:33:47 PM) thecatsharumph: dadadadadad adada dd honey
(11:33:54 PM) stubborn tenpin: they played that at videogames live
(11:34:09 PM) thecatsharumph: really
(11:34:11 PM) stubborn tenpin: someone from the audience got to play that on guitar hero with the orchestra
(11:34:18 PM) thecatsharumph: lol really jeezus
(11:34:20 PM) thecatsharumph: that song huh
(11:34:24 PM) thecatsharumph: dada dad ad ad dd money
(11:34:34 PM) stubborn tenpin: he was gonna play on hard but we booed and made him play on expert lol
(11:34:42 PM) stubborn tenpin: he wasnt ready for it but he did really well
(11:34:53 PM) thecatsharumph: what about CRAZY I GO CRA_AYZAY YOU TURNED ME ON HONEY NOW YOURE GONE AND IM CRAY E E AYZAY
(11:35:17 PM) thecatsharumph: CRAZY I GO CRA_HAY_ZEH EH EH D:SA WO AWWW OHHHH OWWWW HOOOO
(11:35:29 PM) thecatsharumph: have you heard steven tyler do the national anthem
(11:35:38 PM) thecatsharumph: he does those vocal turns like in that armageddon song
(11:35:50 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol thats not on guitar hero aerosmith thank god
(11:36:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: fortunately they didnt put any of the 90s ballad crap
(11:36:20 PM) stubborn tenpin: they picked good aerosmith songs
(11:36:22 PM) thecatsharumph: THERES SOMETHIN WRONG WITH THA WROLD TODAY I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS SOMETHIN WRONG WITH OURLIVES>... YOW LIVIN ON THE EDDGE
(11:36:29 PM) thecatsharumph: really like dude looks like a lady
(11:36:36 PM) thecatsharumph: YEAH YEAH DUDE LOOKS LIKE LADY
(11:36:37 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol no dude looks like a lady
(11:36:44 PM) thecatsharumph: that song is weird
(11:36:51 PM) thecatsharumph: i cant imagine rockin out to that song in my car
(11:36:56 PM) thecatsharumph: with speakers all up
(11:36:58 PM) thecatsharumph: windows down
(11:37:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: it was destined to be featured in mrs doubtfire
(11:37:04 PM) thecatsharumph: crankin that shit DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
(11:37:38 PM) thecatsharumph: OH SHIT ITS MAH JOINT
(11:37:41 PM) thecatsharumph: like at a red light
(11:37:44 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:38:00 PM) thecatsharumph: i bet you'd get some looksees i bet
(11:38:19 PM) stubborn tenpin: yeah theyd be like, THAT SONG IS AWESOME
(11:38:41 PM) thecatsharumph: i wonder if i can gather every person who says "dude looks like a lady" is their favorite song
(11:38:43 PM) thecatsharumph: into one car
(11:38:47 PM) thecatsharumph: and play that shit with the top down
(11:38:59 PM) thecatsharumph: hesperian
(11:39:14 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:39:23 PM) thecatsharumph: of course if there's more than enough to fit a car just a fucking parade of dude looks like a lady
(11:39:28 PM) stubborn tenpin: you could pull that off on fremont blvd maybe not hesperian
(11:39:32 PM) thecatsharumph: man they should just throw a dude looks like a lady parade
(11:39:43 PM) thecatsharumph: with that song blasting in hella cars on loop in sync and shit
(11:39:56 PM) thecatsharumph: what the fuck i gotta look up the dude looks like a lady lyrics
(11:40:24 PM) stubborn tenpin: jeezus
(11:40:28 PM) thecatsharumph: holy fuck shakira covered it
(11:40:38 PM) thecatsharumph: why in the hell.. how did that song get so big
(11:40:53 PM) thecatsharumph: i remember watching the mtv movie awards and they introduced emilio estevez to that song
(11:41:03 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:41:10 PM) stubborn tenpin: cause he look like a lady
(11:41:11 PM) thecatsharumph: i cracked the heck up like OH MY GOD EMILIO ESTEVEZ CAME OUT TO DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY WTF
(11:41:21 PM) thecatsharumph: Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right
(11:41:35 PM) thecatsharumph: Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away
(11:42:04 PM) stubborn tenpin: stoooop
(11:42:05 PM) thecatsharumph: chorus
(11:42:15 PM) thecatsharumph: So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
(11:42:20 PM) thecatsharumph: chorus
(11:42:50 PM) thecatsharumph: if anyone talks about how good music quality overall was much superior in the past than the present
(11:43:03 PM) thecatsharumph: i'll just look for a billboard magazine that has this song as a top10 hit or something
(11:43:11 PM) thecatsharumph: and the trashmen's "bird bird bird, the bird's teh word"
(11:43:37 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:43:56 PM) stubborn tenpin: there are always guilty pleasures like that throughout the history of music
(11:44:16 PM) stubborn tenpin: loved me some spice girls
(11:44:22 PM) thecatsharumph: oh spice girls is good though
(11:44:32 PM) thecatsharumph: wannabe, i've given you everything (title?)
(11:44:35 PM) thecatsharumph: and 2 become 1
(11:44:53 PM) stubborn tenpin: i think most people would pick dude looks like a lady over wannabe, but they would be lying to themselves
(11:45:06 PM) thecatsharumph: dude wannabe is like perfect
(11:45:22 PM) thecatsharumph: except for like a whole decade i thought the song was about like "if you wanna be my lover you must fuck my friends"
(11:45:39 PM) stubborn tenpin: you mean thats not what its about
(11:45:39 PM) thecatsharumph: "make it last forever, friendship never ends!"
(11:45:49 PM) thecatsharumph: its about hang out with my friends and get ot know them
(11:46:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: zigga zig ahh
(11:46:05 PM) thecatsharumph: so here's the deal from A to Z ya wanna get with me ya gotta listen carefully
(11:46:33 PM) thecatsharumph: 95 percent of the spice girls ouvre is probably better than dude looks like a lady
(11:47:04 PM) thecatsharumph: lol songmeanings.net has 35 comments on dude looks like a lady
(11:47:21 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:48:01 PM) thecatsharumph: Ok, i'm quite disapointed no one has posted the true meaning yet.
I'm not a fan of aerosmith, but even i know this one.
This song is about Bret Michaels, the vocalist of Poison. He's a 'dude' but he looks so feminine it's rediculous...
(11:48:04 PM) thecatsharumph: wow so much backstory
(11:48:07 PM) thecatsharumph: that was a post
(11:49:01 PM) thecatsharumph: his is about vince neil all the way lol... its cause vince looks like a chick hardcore back then... but if you look at Mick mars back then i think he pulls off the women look alot better, who cares really nice song to play pool too.
(11:50:01 PM) thecatsharumph: ok im over dude looks like a lady now
(11:51:09 PM) thecatsharumph: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBNfaA4eEnY
(11:51:41 PM) stubborn tenpin: stop please
(11:51:42 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:51:47 PM) thecatsharumph: yeah im over it
(11:51:57 PM) thecatsharumph: ive moved onto patting the elbow before elbowing something
(11:52:07 PM) thecatsharumph: in real fights
(11:52:23 PM) thecatsharumph: i hope to see a fight in which a guy pats his elbow before elbowing another dude
(11:55:04 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol is this from the movie
(11:55:17 PM) stubborn tenpin: i didnt watch most of it cause i was on the phone with you
(11:58:09 PM) thecatsharumph: i have no clue
(11:58:16 PM) thecatsharumph: do you think todd rundgren gets jilted
(11:58:21 PM) thecatsharumph: feels jilted i mean
(11:58:23 PM) thecatsharumph: he raised liv tyler
(11:58:33 PM) stubborn tenpin: fuck yes theyre done fixing my 360
(11:58:38 PM) stubborn tenpin: was she illigitimate
(11:58:40 PM) thecatsharumph: and she always talks about how steven tyler and how excited she wes to finally see her daddy
(11:58:50 PM) thecatsharumph: not too sure
(11:58:57 PM) thecatsharumph: i know rundgren married steven tyler's ex
(11:59:02 PM) thecatsharumph: so tyler was the baby daddy
(11:59:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: ahhh
(11:59:10 PM) thecatsharumph: and todd rundgren raised her
(11:59:16 PM) thecatsharumph: tho i could be wrong and am too lazy to look it up
(11:59:18 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:59:29 PM) stubborn tenpin: well he did a good job
(11:59:31 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:59:34 PM) stubborn tenpin: i dont know that
(11:59:42 PM) thecatsharumph: he totally did
(11:59:52 PM) thecatsharumph: she didnt waste her kisses on joaquin phoenix
(11:59:55 PM) thecatsharumph: in that thing you do
(11/30/2008 12:00:06 AM) thecatsharumph: THE OWNEEDERS!
(12:00:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: that was joaquin phoenix?
(12:00:23 AM) thecatsharumph: wasnt it?
(12:00:25 AM) thecatsharumph: i dont remember anymore
(12:00:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: the drummer?
(12:00:30 AM) stubborn tenpin: nah man
(12:00:36 AM) thecatsharumph: naw the guy with the shades
(12:00:40 AM) thecatsharumph: "SORRY LADIES HE'S TAKEN"
(12:00:48 AM) thecatsharumph: and he got all pissed like "I know you did that bitch"
(12:00:54 AM) stubborn tenpin: that wasnt joaquin phoenix either lol
(12:01:04 AM) thecatsharumph: and she was like "i spent too much time kissing your face but i wasted all these kisses on your fucking face fuck off negro"
(12:01:12 AM) stubborn tenpin: youre mixing characters
(12:01:26 AM) stubborn tenpin: shades was the drummer but she was dating the lead guitarist
(12:01:28 AM) thecatsharumph: naw then she hooks up with the drummer after
(12:01:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: and he had the "sorry ladies he's taken" thing under his name
(12:01:48 AM) thecatsharumph: and the drummer does some dope with real drummers
(12:02:17 AM) thecatsharumph: after teh OWNEEDERS break up
(12:02:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: tom everett scott was the drummer
(12:02:26 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah tom hanks jr.
(12:02:39 AM) thecatsharumph: joaquin phoenix isnt the guitarist?
(12:02:43 AM) stubborn tenpin: johnathon schaech was the guitarist that liv tyler dated
(12:02:48 AM) thecatsharumph: oh jonathan schaech
(12:02:50 AM) thecatsharumph: my bad
(12:02:56 AM) thecatsharumph: johnny cash didnt sing that thing you do
(12:03:09 AM) stubborn tenpin: who was in arrested development it seems
(12:03:23 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol and 8MM 2?
(12:03:26 AM) stubborn tenpin: wtf
(12:03:30 AM) thecatsharumph: schaech or everett?
(12:03:34 AM) thecatsharumph: that thing you do was a real good song
(12:03:37 AM) stubborn tenpin: schaech
(12:03:42 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah i loved that song
(12:03:54 AM) thecatsharumph: fountains of wayne wrote that right?
(12:03:58 AM) stubborn tenpin: it was the pefect song to use in a movie about one hit wonders
(12:04:06 AM) stubborn tenpin: really?
(12:04:13 AM) thecatsharumph: fountains of wayne should just have tom hanks write all their lyrics
(12:04:24 AM) stubborn tenpin: i think a little more highly of them, but i still want to kick their asses
(12:04:30 AM) thecatsharumph: if they werent so catchy i would mind more that their lyrics suck ass
(12:05:26 AM) thecatsharumph: todd rundgren i think i like better than aerosmith
(12:05:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol what did he do
(12:05:54 AM) thecatsharumph: if i was liv tyler i would totally be like "oh man can i get all the outtakes from a true wizard a star?"
(12:05:57 AM) thecatsharumph: he did "hello its me"
(12:06:09 AM) thecatsharumph: and "i wanna fuck you ft. snoop dogg"
(12:06:13 AM) thecatsharumph: jk about the last one
(12:06:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:06:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol snoop was on around the horn
(12:06:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: he was chillin with JA adande
(12:06:50 AM) thecatsharumph: sickwidit
(12:06:58 AM) stubborn tenpin: only for like one question
(12:07:01 AM) thecatsharumph: JA Adande is the best national sports writer right now
(12:07:08 AM) stubborn tenpin: really?
(12:07:11 AM) thecatsharumph: in my opinion
(12:07:15 AM) thecatsharumph: i dont watch around the horn though
(12:07:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: ive never read him, but i think he sucks on around the horn
(12:07:34 AM) thecatsharumph: well when your competition for that title is woody paige and jay mariotti its easier to be the best
(12:07:38 AM) stubborn tenpin: plaschke is the worst though
(12:07:43 AM) thecatsharumph: plaschke SUCKS
(12:07:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah i cant stand him
(12:07:54 AM) thecatsharumph: if you go on firejoemorgan they straight lived off of his writings
(12:07:58 AM) thecatsharumph: clowning the shit out of it
(12:08:01 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol really
(12:08:24 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah i guess i didnt like mariotti that much
(12:08:27 AM) thecatsharumph: http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/10/what-fucking-language-is-this.html
(12:08:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: hes not working at the sun times anymore
(12:08:37 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:08:49 AM) thecatsharumph: he just stirs up controversy
(12:08:57 AM) thecatsharumph: his analysis is terrible
(12:09:21 AM) thecatsharumph: peter king isnt bad though i think he gets shit
(12:09:40 AM) thecatsharumph: do you read the sun-times?
(12:09:56 AM) stubborn tenpin: i used to when i had just moved here, but not really anymore
(12:10:21 AM) thecatsharumph: poor print media
(12:10:23 AM) stubborn tenpin: i used to read redeye which is the free tribune paper, but that shit is so gross
(12:10:28 AM) thecatsharumph: whats it about
(12:10:43 AM) thecatsharumph: is it like the ones in the bay
(12:10:59 AM) stubborn tenpin: totally lame humor and articles cut and pasted from the AP
(12:11:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: most of the paper was all about hollywood trash
(12:11:31 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah sounds like its free
(12:11:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:11:37 AM) thecatsharumph: oh TMZ shit?
(12:12:04 AM) stubborn tenpin: actually most of the paper was covering all the drink specials in chicago cause chicago likes the drinkz
(12:12:11 AM) thecatsharumph: my type of town
(12:12:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: the rest was hollywood reporting
(12:12:23 AM) thecatsharumph: lol DRRRUNK GOSSIP DOT COM
(12:12:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: and the sports writers were trying to hard to be funny
(12:12:42 AM) stubborn tenpin: anyway
(12:12:45 AM) thecatsharumph: "fuckin shitea dude dja hear about fuck cera michael cerathat dafad;" Posted by Frank
(12:12:54 AM) thecatsharumph: its hardt o be a funny sportswriter
(12:13:03 AM) thecatsharumph: hella wannabe bill simmons up in this internets
(12:13:17 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol his podcast is hillarious
(12:13:23 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanna listen to it
(12:13:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: but sometimes the boston sports talk is jarring
(12:13:33 AM) stubborn tenpin: like DUDE I DONT CARE
(12:13:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: but he's funny
(12:14:03 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah he is
(12:14:10 AM) thecatsharumph: him and the KSK crew are the best comedy sports writers
(12:14:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: and very knowledgable
(12:14:17 AM) thecatsharumph: the sports pickle i think its called isnt bad either
(12:14:24 AM) thecatsharumph: bill simmons is on point with the basketball
(12:14:31 AM) thecatsharumph: his non-comedy articles are fucking great
(12:14:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah football too
(12:14:37 AM) thecatsharumph: there's this really good manny ramirez one thats one spn.com
(12:14:39 AM) thecatsharumph: he wrote
(12:15:05 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanted to be bill simmons when i was working at the argus
(12:15:10 AM) stubborn tenpin: he does this segment every week with one of jimmy kimmels producers where he guesses the spreads on all the nfl games, and simmons is pretty on point
(12:15:12 AM) thecatsharumph: but w/o the gratuitous references to the karate kid
(12:15:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: he'll guess it pretty close
(12:15:27 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah i like simmons
(12:15:54 AM) stubborn tenpin: they have a bet whoever gets the most games every week will win a brazillian steakhouse dinner lol
(12:16:01 AM) thecatsharumph: wow that sounds good
(12:16:18 AM) stubborn tenpin: simmons has swept the last month so he's pretty close to winning
(12:16:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: have you had brazilian steakhouse?
(12:16:36 AM) thecatsharumph: what a job
(12:16:38 AM) thecatsharumph: nope
(12:16:44 AM) stubborn tenpin: jesus
(12:16:47 AM) stubborn tenpin: its amazing
(12:16:47 AM) thecatsharumph: nor a brazilian wax
(12:16:49 AM) thecatsharumph: sorry
(12:17:01 AM) thecatsharumph: unecessary wax comment
(12:17:11 AM) stubborn tenpin: its all you can eat and people just bring different cuts of meat to your table
(12:17:27 AM) thecatsharumph: foh then nm
(12:17:33 AM) thecatsharumph: ive been to one
(12:17:38 AM) thecatsharumph: called brazil! brazil!
(12:17:42 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:17:52 AM) thecatsharumph: it was cool
(12:17:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah its amazing
(12:18:11 AM) thecatsharumph: i want to go now
(12:18:16 AM) thecatsharumph: i would much rather get a milkshake though
(12:18:22 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:18:27 AM) thecatsharumph: do you think i was too harsh on don in fantasy
(12:18:29 AM) stubborn tenpin: steak n shake
(12:18:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: i didnt read it
(12:18:38 AM) thecatsharumph: talkin shit about the matt bryant love
(12:18:53 AM) thecatsharumph: its turner and williams talking like raekwon and ghostface
(12:19:15 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah its a lil long
(12:19:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: is it the lineage
(12:19:41 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:20:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: wtf e40 was better than fishscale
(12:20:29 AM) stubborn tenpin: i havent heard e40 but fishscale was really good
(12:21:40 AM) thecatsharumph: i think i liked it better on replayability
(12:21:45 AM) thecatsharumph: but fishscale is awesome
(12:21:51 AM) thecatsharumph: heart avenue made me laugh
(12:21:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol this is fine
(12:21:59 AM) thecatsharumph: i think i used faggot to omuch
(12:22:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:22:22 AM) stubborn tenpin: youre in character i guess
(12:22:51 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:22:57 AM) thecatsharumph: i was pretty ballls to the wall drunk too
(12:23:00 AM) stubborn tenpin: niggaz niggaz
(12:23:01 AM) thecatsharumph: i'm at jay's place
(12:23:03 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:23:17 AM) stubborn tenpin: beating faggot ass dru
(12:23:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: rofl
(12:23:23 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah that was too much
(12:23:31 AM) thecatsharumph: i meant everyone was a faggot ass not just dru
(12:23:35 AM) thecatsharumph: hopefully he doesnt take it pesronal
(12:23:46 AM) stubborn tenpin: but you forgot to type everyone elses name lol
(12:23:56 AM) thecatsharumph: lol DOOD i did
(12:23:58 AM) thecatsharumph: its there after dru's name
(12:24:01 AM) thecatsharumph: im paranoid now
(12:24:08 AM) thecatsharumph: sometimes i feel like...somebody's watchin meee
(12:24:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah you wrote their names
(12:24:26 AM) stubborn tenpin: dru is first though
(12:24:33 AM) thecatsharumph: lol oh man
(12:24:36 AM) thecatsharumph: SRY DRU
(12:24:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: its fine
(12:24:45 AM) thecatsharumph: have you heard nigga please?
(12:24:54 AM) thecatsharumph: that album is fantastic the guy was hopped up on drugs hella obvious
(12:25:11 AM) thecatsharumph: at one point he's giving shout outs and it starts off with "like to give a shout out to snoop my man suge knight.."
(12:25:27 AM) thecatsharumph: and then it degenerates to "a shout out to submarines and the children them lil munchkins"
(12:25:30 AM) stubborn tenpin: sooje knight
(12:25:37 AM) thecatsharumph: and then he starts giving shoutouts to the marines and the army and navy
(12:25:44 AM) thecatsharumph: and eventually he gives a shout out to himself
(12:25:50 AM) thecatsharumph: all while sampling the tj hooker theme song
(12:25:55 AM) thecatsharumph: man that album is so good
(12:26:10 AM) thecatsharumph: half the album he talks about how white people are the devil and the other half he talks about fucking pussy
(12:26:31 AM) thecatsharumph: he even does a cover of rick james' coldblooded
(12:26:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: i heard it wasnt that great but i never listened to it
(12:26:43 AM) thecatsharumph: its probably an acquired taste
(12:26:45 AM) stubborn tenpin: i havent listened to a lot of things
(12:26:50 AM) thecatsharumph: me neither
(12:27:05 AM) thecatsharumph: ive listened to nothing but wu and northern soul lately tho
(12:27:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: nice
(12:27:48 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanna download some spice girls n ow tho
(12:28:00 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:28:29 AM) thecatsharumph: "i need some love like i never needed love before (WANNA MAKE LUV 2 YA BABY)"
(12:28:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: its the only way to beee
(12:28:53 AM) thecatsharumph: "be a little bit wiser baby, put it on put it on... cause tonight is the night.. when two become onnnnne"
(12:28:57 AM) thecatsharumph: lol
(12:29:03 AM) thecatsharumph: how sweet of her tell him to put a jimmy hat on
(12:29:06 AM) thecatsharumph: in such a sensual voice
(12:29:07 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:29:34 AM) thecatsharumph: id totally become one with scary spice
(12:29:39 AM) thecatsharumph: but she's in love with eddie murphy
(12:29:42 AM) thecatsharumph: supposedly batshit insane in love
(12:29:51 AM) thecatsharumph: and eddie murphy's in love with johnny gill
(12:29:53 AM) thecatsharumph: johnny morton
(12:29:56 AM) thecatsharumph: and arsenio hall
(12:30:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol johnny morton really
(12:30:35 AM) thecatsharumph: thats what arnel told me
(12:30:46 AM) thecatsharumph: johnnie morton tried mma and got ktfo
(12:30:49 AM) thecatsharumph: in teh first round
(12:30:59 AM) thecatsharumph: and then he didnt get a purse or any money because he tested positive for the roids
(12:31:12 AM) stubborn tenpin: was it celebrity mma or something
(12:31:21 AM) thecatsharumph: naw legit
(12:31:24 AM) thecatsharumph: he looked all tough and shit
(12:31:30 AM) thecatsharumph: well as tough as johnnie morton will ever look
(12:31:34 AM) thecatsharumph: and he got hit square in the jaw
(12:31:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol hes a pussy though
(12:31:45 AM) thecatsharumph: he was a niner for a second
(12:31:53 AM) thecatsharumph: "kiss my ass, jay leno"
(12:31:54 AM) thecatsharumph: poor guy
(12:32:02 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol idiot
(12:32:08 AM) thecatsharumph: i bet you he likes dude looks like a lady
(12:32:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: rofl
(12:32:27 AM) thecatsharumph: "bump that shit thats my song"
(12:32:36 AM) thecatsharumph: "cmon eddie stop laughing"
(12:32:43 AM) thecatsharumph: "heeeeeeeee heeeheee" -eddie murphy
(12:32:51 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol wow
(12:33:30 AM) thecatsharumph: jay alivia hates the spice girls
(12:33:33 AM) thecatsharumph: its official
(12:33:41 AM) stubborn tenpin: im not suprised
(12:33:49 AM) thecatsharumph: BREAKING NEWS REPORT: jay alivia hates the spice girls, pierre bautista is looking for more rum int he cupboard
(12:34:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: im regreting not buying some beer
(12:34:45 AM) thecatsharumph: no say no to drugs
(12:34:51 AM) stubborn tenpin: we have flavored vodka but fuck that shit
(12:34:51 AM) thecatsharumph: i bought this stupid ass mojito
(12:34:55 AM) thecatsharumph: for like 185 pesos last night
(12:35:00 AM) thecatsharumph: oh man flavored vodka
(12:35:03 AM) stubborn tenpin: sugar alchohol=hangover
(12:35:04 AM) thecatsharumph: energy drink
(12:35:06 AM) thecatsharumph: you're set dudes
(12:35:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: im not drinking that
(12:35:21 AM) thecatsharumph: then saddle up next to andrea
(12:35:23 AM) stubborn tenpin: thats the only time i get a hangover
(12:35:26 AM) thecatsharumph: and be like "yo baby its prime time"
(12:35:38 AM) thecatsharumph: and thumb wrestle
(12:35:45 AM) thecatsharumph: thats what i would do if i had a woman right now
(12:35:50 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:35:57 AM) thecatsharumph: id sing her rock upon the porch with you
(12:36:00 AM) thecatsharumph: by the boy least likely to
(12:36:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol nice
(12:36:25 AM) thecatsharumph: i aint singing her tenderoni
(12:36:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: by chromeo?
(12:36:39 AM) thecatsharumph: maybe if i get married and like 30 years down the line ill sing tenderoni
(12:36:47 AM) thecatsharumph: whoever made the original
(12:36:50 AM) thecatsharumph: is it called tenderoni?
(12:36:54 AM) thecatsharumph: clare would know
(12:37:11 AM) stubborn tenpin: is that one of the new edition cats
(12:37:25 AM) stubborn tenpin: i want to say bobby brown
(12:38:19 AM) thecatsharumph: probably
(12:38:25 AM) thecatsharumph: bobby brown best entertainer in teh world
(12:38:30 AM) thecatsharumph: whitney houston best singer in the world
(12:38:36 AM) thecatsharumph: "SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS"
(12:38:37 AM) stubborn tenpin: nooooo
(12:38:51 AM) thecatsharumph: "is it true you have a 10,000 dollar a week coke habit" "i wish, just kiddin"
(12:39:00 AM) thecatsharumph: "crack is a poor persn's drug show me the receipts SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS"
(12:39:05 AM) stubborn tenpin: fuck i want to start forte over gore
(12:39:12 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol show me the reciepts
(12:39:15 AM) thecatsharumph: gore against buffalo?
(12:39:18 AM) thecatsharumph: forte against who?
(12:39:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: vikes
(12:39:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: i know its not a good matchup
(12:39:43 AM) stubborn tenpin: but hes gonna get points through the air
(12:39:45 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:39:49 AM) thecatsharumph: tough call homes
(12:39:52 AM) thecatsharumph: i cant possibly say
(12:39:53 AM) stubborn tenpin: i can see gore getting shut out
(12:39:59 AM) thecatsharumph: im having problems with larry johnson too
(12:40:01 AM) stubborn tenpin: at buffalo
(12:40:04 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanna start him over turner
(12:40:09 AM) thecatsharumph: but that seems stupid
(12:40:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: whos turner playing
(12:40:21 AM) thecatsharumph: turner might be tired from running to the end zone last week
(12:40:29 AM) thecatsharumph: san diego
(12:40:30 AM) thecatsharumph: chargers
(12:40:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah you gotta play him
(12:40:43 AM) stubborn tenpin: chargers d sucks
(12:40:59 AM) stubborn tenpin: im not a big LJ fan
(12:41:34 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah i know
(12:41:35 AM) thecatsharumph: no one is
(12:41:38 AM) thecatsharumph: he's old and stuff
(12:41:43 AM) thecatsharumph: he's olden polnyce
(12:41:50 AM) thecatsharumph: how do you spell that guy's last name
(12:41:54 AM) thecatsharumph: polynice?
(12:41:55 AM) stubborn tenpin: polynice
(12:41:58 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah
(12:42:18 AM) thecatsharumph: poly meaning multiple and nice meaning polite
(12:42:21 AM) thecatsharumph: what a sweet heart
(12:42:32 AM) thecatsharumph: old and poly-nice
(12:42:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:43:20 AM) thecatsharumph: i officially got mad luv for that guy
(12:43:32 AM) thecatsharumph: so in turn i got love for larry johnson
(12:44:19 AM) thecatsharumph: let me type vagina vagina
(12:44:27 AM) thecatsharumph: whoever google searches olden polynice
(12:44:29 AM) thecatsharumph: goes to our site
(12:44:55 AM) thecatsharumph: so if they google search: olden polynice vagina
(12:44:59 AM) thecatsharumph: its automatic we're a link
(12:45:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol it wouldnt be the top result
(12:45:49 AM) thecatsharumph: it would have to be
(12:45:57 AM) thecatsharumph: what other site would have olden polynice and vagina
(12:46:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:46:24 AM) stubborn tenpin: maybe
(12:47:02 AM) thecatsharumph: imma google search that right now
(12:47:21 AM) thecatsharumph: you're right
(12:47:33 AM) thecatsharumph: there's 231 pages with olden polynice and vagina
(12:47:40 AM) thecatsharumph: Results 1 - 10 of about 231 for olden polynice vagina. (0.13 seconds)
(12:48:15 AM) stubborn tenpin: haha
(12:48:16 AM) thecatsharumph: including a spanish language website with the headline "Drink Team - KOBE'S RAPE???? - Deportes"
(12:48:24 AM) thecatsharumph: que los Bulls lo cambiaron en el draft a Seattle por Olden Polynice. ..
(12:49:15 AM) stubborn tenpin: wow
(12:49:41 AM) thecatsharumph: alivia told me they traded polynice to the sonics for teh rights to scottie pippen
(12:49:51 AM) thecatsharumph: imagine if pippen played with kemp, payton and schrempf
(12:49:57 AM) thecatsharumph: and polynice played with jordan
(12:50:00 AM) thecatsharumph: things would've been mad diff
(12:50:22 AM) stubborn tenpin: the hornets would have won a title lol
(12:50:28 AM) thecatsharumph: haha
(12:50:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: LJ and ZO too strong
(12:50:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: muggsy at the point
(12:50:50 AM) stubborn tenpin: dell curry 6th man extrordinaire
(12:50:57 AM) thecatsharumph: curry AND rice on the same time
(12:51:06 AM) stubborn tenpin: kendall gill king of metrosexuals
(12:51:12 AM) thecatsharumph: yall just needed a chicken to even out the menu
(12:51:18 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:51:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: matt geiger
(12:51:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: i know all the hornets in the 90s
(12:51:47 AM) stubborn tenpin: fucking robert parish was a hornet
(12:52:18 AM) thecatsharumph: oh thats right
(12:52:24 AM) thecatsharumph: matt geiger whatta rich guy that guy is
(12:52:27 AM) thecatsharumph: for being a journeyman
(12:52:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:52:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: he was solid
(12:52:42 AM) thecatsharumph: he helped the sixers to the eastern title
(12:52:49 AM) thecatsharumph: the warriors had robert parish too
(12:52:54 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeaah
(12:53:00 AM) thecatsharumph: stupid trade before i watched basketball
(12:53:07 AM) thecatsharumph: we gave the celtics those rings
Friday
HAPPY THANKSGIVING (The day after the fact: Final post, promise)
I've sat in and around, my DSL connection screwy as fuck, trying to post. I went to Margaux's for Thanksgiving with her family and pigged the fuck out and caught up on some choir singing reality, watched the first season of "Taxi" and fell the hell asleep in someone else's bedroom.
My DSL connection is stupid in a pejorative sense (not in the hyphy sense) so believe you me I would've called, interrupted your beautiful routines and wished you happy thanksgiving in a sober state.
It feels obligatory to post the things you are thankful for but I'm not really up for it because in all honesty I am thankful for everything, really, and that would be too short for a list. Even the things I kind of resent or am currently figuratively giving the **SHAKES FIST** at I don't mind I just rather they vamoosed.
I've lost track of time doing the patronizing dance, doing the jig, jive soft shoe for the inconsiderates and the indifferent. I've attempted to stop putting up with it, or at the very least lower my tolerance. If someone wants to usurp every precious ticktockery the clock is willing to allow us humans for the sole purpose of their bullshit then I seem more willing to indirectly call them on it or at the very least cut short their time although I'm not gonna front like I'm not terminally a pushover. I admire their candor and in a different circumstance I would spend enough time to relate with them on a "HEY I LIKE THE SOUND OF A MARBLE BALL ROLLING ON WOOD FLOORS TOO" sorta way.
Basically I am thankful for everything.
Mouthwash by Kate Nash
2Pac died when he was 25 years-old but if I look back it felt like the guy was at least in his 30s, with what he went through though his mindset was definitely a guy in his early-to-mid 20's. I know for a fact he'd have cried on November 4, 2008 or at least is crying in Cuba with an Obama shirt on.
He's done a whole shitload more than most people in a quarter-century of a lifetime. I pour out some mineral water for that guy on Thanksgiving.
If I really forced a list of what I am thankful I guess I would definitely put "the internet" on it for reasons that have made me enjoy the internet this past week. You kind of forget how catching up doesn't have to be making new memories by continuously stringing together past memories, a pastiche copy + paste sampling of previous moments and instead creating new ones, inventing new ways to feel human rather than remembering we once were human.
Taxi after Thanksgiving dinner: although that television show hasn't aged badly at all, what I will remember far more than Danny Devito dropping verbal assaults on all people taller than him will be the image inbetween the television and me, a collective group of people that decided they will share their time with each other sitting and laughing.
Maybe one day we will travel time or find extraterrestrial creatures or cure cancer or make babies using that Demolition Man contraption that Sandra Bullock and Sly Stallone used to do it (and do it and do it well. I represent Queens she was raised out in Brooklyn). But to be honest with you nothing can trump human accomplishment than making someone's heart swell.
My DSL connection is stupid in a pejorative sense (not in the hyphy sense) so believe you me I would've called, interrupted your beautiful routines and wished you happy thanksgiving in a sober state.
It feels obligatory to post the things you are thankful for but I'm not really up for it because in all honesty I am thankful for everything, really, and that would be too short for a list. Even the things I kind of resent or am currently figuratively giving the **SHAKES FIST** at I don't mind I just rather they vamoosed.
I've lost track of time doing the patronizing dance, doing the jig, jive soft shoe for the inconsiderates and the indifferent. I've attempted to stop putting up with it, or at the very least lower my tolerance. If someone wants to usurp every precious ticktockery the clock is willing to allow us humans for the sole purpose of their bullshit then I seem more willing to indirectly call them on it or at the very least cut short their time although I'm not gonna front like I'm not terminally a pushover. I admire their candor and in a different circumstance I would spend enough time to relate with them on a "HEY I LIKE THE SOUND OF A MARBLE BALL ROLLING ON WOOD FLOORS TOO" sorta way.
Basically I am thankful for everything.
Mouthwash by Kate Nash
2Pac died when he was 25 years-old but if I look back it felt like the guy was at least in his 30s, with what he went through though his mindset was definitely a guy in his early-to-mid 20's. I know for a fact he'd have cried on November 4, 2008 or at least is crying in Cuba with an Obama shirt on.
He's done a whole shitload more than most people in a quarter-century of a lifetime. I pour out some mineral water for that guy on Thanksgiving.
If I really forced a list of what I am thankful I guess I would definitely put "the internet" on it for reasons that have made me enjoy the internet this past week. You kind of forget how catching up doesn't have to be making new memories by continuously stringing together past memories, a pastiche copy + paste sampling of previous moments and instead creating new ones, inventing new ways to feel human rather than remembering we once were human.
Taxi after Thanksgiving dinner: although that television show hasn't aged badly at all, what I will remember far more than Danny Devito dropping verbal assaults on all people taller than him will be the image inbetween the television and me, a collective group of people that decided they will share their time with each other sitting and laughing.
Maybe one day we will travel time or find extraterrestrial creatures or cure cancer or make babies using that Demolition Man contraption that Sandra Bullock and Sly Stallone used to do it (and do it and do it well. I represent Queens she was raised out in Brooklyn). But to be honest with you nothing can trump human accomplishment than making someone's heart swell.
Thursday
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Hope your holidays are warm inside and outside. Hope CJ and Estrella's engagement party is the same.
This is the best picture ever and I just really needed an excuse to post it everywhere I go.
Tuesday
Too Lazy to Make a Cohesive Post
I'm copying your format P. It's lazy, but reading your last two posts enticed me.
-My Xbox just left Missouri on it's way to Texas to get repaired and gain another year of life before it dies again, but that might be wishful thinking. I track that shit on UPS constantly(I'M SORRY I HAVE NOTHING IN MY LIFE)
-It's starting to get really cold, but we haven't had any serious snow yet. Just some random flurries. I told some people back in California we were having flurries and they had no idea what I was talking about. They also said it was getting cold there as well. Like 50 degrees cold. So I said I hate you.
-I played a lot of Mario Kart Wii over the weekend, but I don't think I was in the right state of mind. I mean I had just lost my Xbox, so I played that game just to play something and I was being bitter and vindictive toward the game. It's not the Wii's fault really. I went back and forth feeling Stupid baby game, it's so easy to win I'm dusting these stupid babies, no challenge to Stupid baby game, why does it have to cheat, fucking punishing me for being so good, lucky babies. I really do love Mario Kart. I used to play the fuck out of it earlier in the year and it's the best online experience on the Wii because there is rarely lag, there's always people to play against, and you get to do a whole fucking race instead of being limited to timed matches like Super Smash Bros Brawl. Only being able to play 2 minute games in public matches killed the online experience in Brawl for me. At least in Mario Kart it feels like you played a complete game. That game is going to make the list for best games of the year for sure. You all know how much I like teh Kart gamez. I was the only one to get Double Dash on Gamecube, but we didn't really play it because I had no competition in that game. Playing Melee was more fun anyway, but I'm getting sidetracked by nostalgia as usual. Still the Wii's online interface is so fucking behind the times and too restricting. I wish I could yell at those mother fuckers who keep picking Luigi Circuit, but alas in the Wii space, no one can hear you scream. Xbox Live puts Nintendo's online infrastructure to shame.
-I am really looking forward to Thanksgiving. We will be going to one of Andrea's friends' apartment so I won't have to chop vegetables, although I guess I will offer my services. It's the polite thing to do. I'll get my hands on a 360 controller for some of the night because my friend Ryan has a 360, so I can get my a quick Gears 2/Left 4 Dead fix. Not only that but there will be football, good white people food, beer, wine, and leftovers. No fucking work. Oh man.
-CRAP CHROMEO WAS ON XBOX LIVE PLAYING GUITAR HERO 3 AND I HAD NO XBOX TO PLAY AGAINST THEM WITH STUPID
-I hate all the TV shows that I've been keeping up with. My DVR is full of stuff that I just am not interested in watching. Heroes is fucking repeating the exact same storyline from Season One. They see the future and it's the end of the world. They have to save Clare again. I am sticking with it though because I have a hard time dropping shows once I've invested in them. Grey's Anatomy though I wish I could stop watching, but I never will because Andrea won't stop watching it. Two words to describe the most recent episode: Ghost Sex. Yeah, really. Sanctuary is fucking hilarious because the green screen use is obvious and abundant. Life on Mars I thought I was going to get into, but I haven't watched past the pilot, but I have all the episodes on my DVR. The only shows that I still enjoy and have to watch are Jon and Kate Plus 8 because they're white and asian and have 8 fucking kids(The plot writes itself!), and The Office but even that is starting to fall off. It's still pretty funny though. I need to jump back on The Wire, and I hear How I Met Your Mother is really good, but I can't just start watching it. I'm neurotic and I need to start from Season One. 30 Rock too.
-Nevermind, I couldn't have played with Chromeo because I sold Guitar Hero 3 a long time ago. That game sucks.
-My Xbox just left Missouri on it's way to Texas to get repaired and gain another year of life before it dies again, but that might be wishful thinking. I track that shit on UPS constantly(I'M SORRY I HAVE NOTHING IN MY LIFE)
-It's starting to get really cold, but we haven't had any serious snow yet. Just some random flurries. I told some people back in California we were having flurries and they had no idea what I was talking about. They also said it was getting cold there as well. Like 50 degrees cold. So I said I hate you.
-I played a lot of Mario Kart Wii over the weekend, but I don't think I was in the right state of mind. I mean I had just lost my Xbox, so I played that game just to play something and I was being bitter and vindictive toward the game. It's not the Wii's fault really. I went back and forth feeling Stupid baby game, it's so easy to win I'm dusting these stupid babies, no challenge to Stupid baby game, why does it have to cheat, fucking punishing me for being so good, lucky babies. I really do love Mario Kart. I used to play the fuck out of it earlier in the year and it's the best online experience on the Wii because there is rarely lag, there's always people to play against, and you get to do a whole fucking race instead of being limited to timed matches like Super Smash Bros Brawl. Only being able to play 2 minute games in public matches killed the online experience in Brawl for me. At least in Mario Kart it feels like you played a complete game. That game is going to make the list for best games of the year for sure. You all know how much I like teh Kart gamez. I was the only one to get Double Dash on Gamecube, but we didn't really play it because I had no competition in that game. Playing Melee was more fun anyway, but I'm getting sidetracked by nostalgia as usual. Still the Wii's online interface is so fucking behind the times and too restricting. I wish I could yell at those mother fuckers who keep picking Luigi Circuit, but alas in the Wii space, no one can hear you scream. Xbox Live puts Nintendo's online infrastructure to shame.
-I am really looking forward to Thanksgiving. We will be going to one of Andrea's friends' apartment so I won't have to chop vegetables, although I guess I will offer my services. It's the polite thing to do. I'll get my hands on a 360 controller for some of the night because my friend Ryan has a 360, so I can get my a quick Gears 2/Left 4 Dead fix. Not only that but there will be football, good white people food, beer, wine, and leftovers. No fucking work. Oh man.
-CRAP CHROMEO WAS ON XBOX LIVE PLAYING GUITAR HERO 3 AND I HAD NO XBOX TO PLAY AGAINST THEM WITH STUPID
-I hate all the TV shows that I've been keeping up with. My DVR is full of stuff that I just am not interested in watching. Heroes is fucking repeating the exact same storyline from Season One. They see the future and it's the end of the world. They have to save Clare again. I am sticking with it though because I have a hard time dropping shows once I've invested in them. Grey's Anatomy though I wish I could stop watching, but I never will because Andrea won't stop watching it. Two words to describe the most recent episode: Ghost Sex. Yeah, really. Sanctuary is fucking hilarious because the green screen use is obvious and abundant. Life on Mars I thought I was going to get into, but I haven't watched past the pilot, but I have all the episodes on my DVR. The only shows that I still enjoy and have to watch are Jon and Kate Plus 8 because they're white and asian and have 8 fucking kids(The plot writes itself!), and The Office but even that is starting to fall off. It's still pretty funny though. I need to jump back on The Wire, and I hear How I Met Your Mother is really good, but I can't just start watching it. I'm neurotic and I need to start from Season One. 30 Rock too.
-Nevermind, I couldn't have played with Chromeo because I sold Guitar Hero 3 a long time ago. That game sucks.
Nothing in Particular: Quick n' dirty grab bag
-Esquire Magazine is celebrating their 75th anniversary by republishing their seven greatest stories online. I've read Tom Junod's "The Falling Man" and have seen the documentary, both probably the best 9/11 article that's been written, looking at the human factor in fine detail as opposed to broad strokes. I've heard really stuff about CJ Shiver's "The School" and I'm planning on reading that when I have time.
It also contains this.
-In the great mp3 breakdown of 2008 wherein my laptop is straight vegetable status I've lost a shitload of music, school documents, files, pornography that I hate having, a handful of words I was going to use for future projects and pictures that say 1,000 words each (most oft-used word of the thousands when seeing those pictures: "what the fuck...") and I'm trying to rebuild them. If any of you guys have "Stand On the Word" by Celestial Choir please please please send it my way and I will provide proper compensation (a polite "thank you"?). As an aside, "Don't Rush Me" by Jean Grae has been my pep talk song since I've moved to the Philippines and it's nice that it's released proper in a very well-made album with the sickest alternate album covers.
-Fantasy football is consuming me, yelling at the television, the laptop. Tony Kornheiser is annoying me and he's my hack journalist dog, parlaying average into entertaining so it pains me to say that he sucks in the booth.
-Probably the funnest blog around right now (read: not my favorite or the best) is 1001 Rules For My Unborn Son. I don't necessarily agree with everything, but conceptually its execution is kind of on-point.
-Dancing in your underwear: Great thing or the greatest thing?
-For some reason something abso-freaking-lutely inconsequential had me in a downer mood for like a couple hours until I started working on my dental shit and then played Out of the Park Baseball for 3 hours. If people were completely honest with everyone else then everyone would hate everyone but then you'd also have the balls to find out what you hope for is true. Am I making sense?
Scrooge McDuck, THA REALEST NIGGA ALIVE.
It also contains this.
-In the great mp3 breakdown of 2008 wherein my laptop is straight vegetable status I've lost a shitload of music, school documents, files, pornography that I hate having, a handful of words I was going to use for future projects and pictures that say 1,000 words each (most oft-used word of the thousands when seeing those pictures: "what the fuck...") and I'm trying to rebuild them. If any of you guys have "Stand On the Word" by Celestial Choir please please please send it my way and I will provide proper compensation (a polite "thank you"?). As an aside, "Don't Rush Me" by Jean Grae has been my pep talk song since I've moved to the Philippines and it's nice that it's released proper in a very well-made album with the sickest alternate album covers.
-Fantasy football is consuming me, yelling at the television, the laptop. Tony Kornheiser is annoying me and he's my hack journalist dog, parlaying average into entertaining so it pains me to say that he sucks in the booth.
-Probably the funnest blog around right now (read: not my favorite or the best) is 1001 Rules For My Unborn Son. I don't necessarily agree with everything, but conceptually its execution is kind of on-point.
-Dancing in your underwear: Great thing or the greatest thing?
-For some reason something abso-freaking-lutely inconsequential had me in a downer mood for like a couple hours until I started working on my dental shit and then played Out of the Park Baseball for 3 hours. If people were completely honest with everyone else then everyone would hate everyone but then you'd also have the balls to find out what you hope for is true. Am I making sense?
Scrooge McDuck, THA REALEST NIGGA ALIVE.
Sunday
Nothing In Particular: The List
In no particular order, of no particular importance. An ongoing series of content that has been ruminating in my rum-pickled brain lately.
1. Some movies I would not mind watching
Four movies have been in my crosshairs lately and if you've been within earshot or laptop from me you will very well know they are The Wrestler, Role Models, Zack and Miri Make a Porno and JCVD.
The Wrestler: I've pontificated about that shit for awhile; redemption, Mickey Rourke, folding chairs, barbed-wire bats, etc. I'm a sucker for that has-been underdog story and sometimes if its good enough then I don't mind it being predictable.
People are hanging onto this angle that this is both Mickey Rourke's and Darren Aranofsky's comeback movies. Certain film fans think this is Aranofsky slumming it after the supposedly esoteric The Fountain bombed (I did not watch the movie but fwiw I wouldn't mind viewing that bad boy) and aiming for a more accessible movie.
To be honest, I don't really care either way I just want to watch the thing. The expectations in my head are way too out there and sometimes I think its because some wrestling fans crave for their stupid little fake fighting world to be legitimate in the eyes of others. Jeff Jarrett said it best when he said "For those that understand, no explanation is necessary. For those that don't no explanation will work."
Honestly, that's the stance I'm gonna take as to why I love this movie and its idea and concept before I've even seen it. I'm not scared it won't live up to my expectations like other movies I jocked hella hard because the fact that they got these people to make this movie seems like a victory already. Vince McMahon thinks that the success of The Wrestler will revitalize his show but it has nothing to do with wrestling and it has everything to do with being off-the-grid and being on the fringe of a society expecting that's hellbent on discarding you when you are of no use anymore. So yeah, I guess it IS about wrestling.
Role Models: Dudes from Apatow's crew, David Wain's "The State/Reno 911" crew, Stiffler, Elizabeth Banks (who seems like she's aiming for most girlfriend/wife characters in a span of a career) and that little black kid who makes me laugh.
Look at the rollcall, motherfuckers. Look at this resume of movies this collective has made separately and together:
-Wet Hot American Summer
-American Pie
-The 40-Year Old Virgin
-Let's All Go To Prison
-Superbad
-Forgetting Sarah Marshall
-Knocked Up
-Reno 911: Miami
-Stella
-Anchorman
-The State
-Friends
-Dude, Where's My Car
-Roadtrip
-Anchorman
That fucking list looks like a facebook/myspace favorite movie/tv list of your mookie-ass friend and/or your nerdy-ass riend who you love to death. And this, is why I am amped.
"When I am making love to my wife in a clumsy manner but rich with sarcastic and verbose dirty talk (aka Kevin Smithing it) I am thinking of your finely sculpted torso that diabolical wenches seem to take for granted. Damn you to Fuckville, the capital of Hell, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez."
Zack and Miri: I've lessened my slurping the knob of Kevin Smith as I've gotten older, but it doesn't stop and although I'm really lukewarm to this movie I can't ever really drop some haterade on the dude (and I can probably think of a long-ass list of things that annoy me about the View Askewniverse but most of it doesn't involve filmmaking and I'd be a bitch to disregard something someone makes because because they intermittently annoy me AND IN NON-REAL LIFE TOO LIKE I NEVER MET THE GUY (i.e., Roman Polanski and Chinatown). Plus, dude introduced the world properly to Jason Lee and for that I can never completely loathe something as self-indulgent and kind of ridiculously livejournally a movie as Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back.
JCVD: Van Damme in the most meta fucking idea. Mind blown.
1. Some movies I would not mind watching
Four movies have been in my crosshairs lately and if you've been within earshot or laptop from me you will very well know they are The Wrestler, Role Models, Zack and Miri Make a Porno and JCVD.
The Wrestler: I've pontificated about that shit for awhile; redemption, Mickey Rourke, folding chairs, barbed-wire bats, etc. I'm a sucker for that has-been underdog story and sometimes if its good enough then I don't mind it being predictable.
People are hanging onto this angle that this is both Mickey Rourke's and Darren Aranofsky's comeback movies. Certain film fans think this is Aranofsky slumming it after the supposedly esoteric The Fountain bombed (I did not watch the movie but fwiw I wouldn't mind viewing that bad boy) and aiming for a more accessible movie.
To be honest, I don't really care either way I just want to watch the thing. The expectations in my head are way too out there and sometimes I think its because some wrestling fans crave for their stupid little fake fighting world to be legitimate in the eyes of others. Jeff Jarrett said it best when he said "For those that understand, no explanation is necessary. For those that don't no explanation will work."
Honestly, that's the stance I'm gonna take as to why I love this movie and its idea and concept before I've even seen it. I'm not scared it won't live up to my expectations like other movies I jocked hella hard because the fact that they got these people to make this movie seems like a victory already. Vince McMahon thinks that the success of The Wrestler will revitalize his show but it has nothing to do with wrestling and it has everything to do with being off-the-grid and being on the fringe of a society expecting that's hellbent on discarding you when you are of no use anymore. So yeah, I guess it IS about wrestling.
Role Models: Dudes from Apatow's crew, David Wain's "The State/Reno 911" crew, Stiffler, Elizabeth Banks (who seems like she's aiming for most girlfriend/wife characters in a span of a career) and that little black kid who makes me laugh.
Look at the rollcall, motherfuckers. Look at this resume of movies this collective has made separately and together:
-Wet Hot American Summer
-American Pie
-The 40-Year Old Virgin
-Let's All Go To Prison
-Superbad
-Forgetting Sarah Marshall
-Knocked Up
-Reno 911: Miami
-Stella
-Anchorman
-The State
-Friends
-Dude, Where's My Car
-Roadtrip
-Anchorman
That fucking list looks like a facebook/myspace favorite movie/tv list of your mookie-ass friend and/or your nerdy-ass riend who you love to death. And this, is why I am amped.
"When I am making love to my wife in a clumsy manner but rich with sarcastic and verbose dirty talk (aka Kevin Smithing it) I am thinking of your finely sculpted torso that diabolical wenches seem to take for granted. Damn you to Fuckville, the capital of Hell, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez."
Zack and Miri: I've lessened my slurping the knob of Kevin Smith as I've gotten older, but it doesn't stop and although I'm really lukewarm to this movie I can't ever really drop some haterade on the dude (and I can probably think of a long-ass list of things that annoy me about the View Askewniverse but most of it doesn't involve filmmaking and I'd be a bitch to disregard something someone makes because because they intermittently annoy me AND IN NON-REAL LIFE TOO LIKE I NEVER MET THE GUY (i.e., Roman Polanski and Chinatown). Plus, dude introduced the world properly to Jason Lee and for that I can never completely loathe something as self-indulgent and kind of ridiculously livejournally a movie as Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back.
JCVD: Van Damme in the most meta fucking idea. Mind blown.
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