Podcasting this weekend

Anyone interested in being on the show needs to be around either tonight or tomorrow night. Your version of Audacity(v. 1.2.6) should have the the latest version of LAME (3.98.2). Go here to set up LAME for use in Audacity. Check that you can export your Audacity file into an mp3. Ask me any other questions you have. Hopefully I'll be able to start hosting episodes. If no one comes on I'll have to figure out a guest, or do it solo.

Re: Achievements

Dear CJ,

Did you really earn that Completely Unstoppable achievement in Bomberman Live? You must have been practicing because when we played you barely won any matches. You're becoming an achievement whore aren't you? It's okay, I understand.

PS

That header is freaking rad. Good job whoever did it.

NIV with the LEATHER BOOKMARK

I'd beat um's: First Lady edition

I know everyone is talking about it and it's sort of taking away some of the gravity of the situation, but I didn't get to see Michelle Obama's gown at the Inaugural Ball until I saw it on Headline News during lunch today. I didn't really think she was that attractive until I saw her in that dress. Perfect choice. She looked so amazing. It inspired this sick list of First Ladies that I would beat um's with. The only prerequisite is that they had to be First Lady within my lifetime(1980-present). Also, I'm viewing the First Ladies as they were at the time they were First Lady, so it's not about what they look like currently. The "bookends" of this list are pretty obvious, but I'll list them anyway.

6: Barbara Bush

I don't really need to explain myself. I'm disgusted with myself already. This list was a terrible idea. Let's move on. Quickly.

5: Laura Bush

She's not that bad and would have totally ranked higher than where she is, but man. She's was hitting it with the worst president of my lifetime so far, you know? How sick am I for ranking an idiot fucker higher than Barbara Bush...Lose the zero and get with the hero Laura.

4: Hillary Clinton

Again, I think Hillary is cute and would be totally down for that, but placing her here goes beyond looks. She just...intimidates me. I don't need to get dominated by power hungry women. She doesn't seem like the type to get into foreplay too which is a big turnoff. I might have ranked her too high because of bias(specifically political views), but whatever.

3: Nancy Reagan

This is probably the wat tha fuuck dude moment of the list. My only defense is that I was a kid when she was first lady, and you love your government when you're a kid no matter who's running things. She was going to fight the drug war, fuck yeah I love you Nancy Reagan. I will always think of her fondly.

2: Rosalynn Carter

It's all about looks here folks because I know nothing about her. I shouldn't count Rosalynn Carter because when she was first lady I wasn't aware of it. I was born at the end of her tenure and I was a little occupied with learning motor skills and changing my own diapers, but she is quite stunning. She could be an air hostess in the 60's even, one might say.

1: Michelle Obama

She's like that album that comes out in November that you call your favorite album of the year even though you were so sure it was going to be another album that came out in March. She's got that sheen on her, but I don't care. Smart, Great toned bod, amazing smile...sigh.