(11:33:42 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:33:43 PM) thecatsharumph: SWEEEEEEEET EMOOOOOOOOOOTION
(11:33:47 PM) thecatsharumph: dadadadadad adada dd honey
(11:33:54 PM) stubborn tenpin: they played that at videogames live
(11:34:09 PM) thecatsharumph: really
(11:34:11 PM) stubborn tenpin: someone from the audience got to play that on guitar hero with the orchestra
(11:34:18 PM) thecatsharumph: lol really jeezus
(11:34:20 PM) thecatsharumph: that song huh
(11:34:24 PM) thecatsharumph: dada dad ad ad dd money
(11:34:34 PM) stubborn tenpin: he was gonna play on hard but we booed and made him play on expert lol
(11:34:42 PM) stubborn tenpin: he wasnt ready for it but he did really well
(11:34:53 PM) thecatsharumph: what about CRAZY I GO CRA_AYZAY YOU TURNED ME ON HONEY NOW YOURE GONE AND IM CRAY E E AYZAY
(11:35:17 PM) thecatsharumph: CRAZY I GO CRA_HAY_ZEH EH EH D:SA WO AWWW OHHHH OWWWW HOOOO
(11:35:29 PM) thecatsharumph: have you heard steven tyler do the national anthem
(11:35:38 PM) thecatsharumph: he does those vocal turns like in that armageddon song
(11:35:50 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol thats not on guitar hero aerosmith thank god
(11:36:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: fortunately they didnt put any of the 90s ballad crap
(11:36:20 PM) stubborn tenpin: they picked good aerosmith songs
(11:36:22 PM) thecatsharumph: THERES SOMETHIN WRONG WITH THA WROLD TODAY I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS SOMETHIN WRONG WITH OURLIVES>... YOW LIVIN ON THE EDDGE
(11:36:29 PM) thecatsharumph: really like dude looks like a lady
(11:36:36 PM) thecatsharumph: YEAH YEAH DUDE LOOKS LIKE LADY
(11:36:37 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol no dude looks like a lady
(11:36:44 PM) thecatsharumph: that song is weird
(11:36:51 PM) thecatsharumph: i cant imagine rockin out to that song in my car
(11:36:56 PM) thecatsharumph: with speakers all up
(11:36:58 PM) thecatsharumph: windows down
(11:37:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: it was destined to be featured in mrs doubtfire
(11:37:04 PM) thecatsharumph: crankin that shit DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
(11:37:38 PM) thecatsharumph: OH SHIT ITS MAH JOINT
(11:37:41 PM) thecatsharumph: like at a red light
(11:37:44 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:38:00 PM) thecatsharumph: i bet you'd get some looksees i bet
(11:38:19 PM) stubborn tenpin: yeah theyd be like, THAT SONG IS AWESOME
(11:38:41 PM) thecatsharumph: i wonder if i can gather every person who says "dude looks like a lady" is their favorite song
(11:38:43 PM) thecatsharumph: into one car
(11:38:47 PM) thecatsharumph: and play that shit with the top down
(11:38:59 PM) thecatsharumph: hesperian
(11:39:14 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:39:23 PM) thecatsharumph: of course if there's more than enough to fit a car just a fucking parade of dude looks like a lady
(11:39:28 PM) stubborn tenpin: you could pull that off on fremont blvd maybe not hesperian
(11:39:32 PM) thecatsharumph: man they should just throw a dude looks like a lady parade
(11:39:43 PM) thecatsharumph: with that song blasting in hella cars on loop in sync and shit
(11:39:56 PM) thecatsharumph: what the fuck i gotta look up the dude looks like a lady lyrics
(11:40:24 PM) stubborn tenpin: jeezus
(11:40:28 PM) thecatsharumph: holy fuck shakira covered it
(11:40:38 PM) thecatsharumph: why in the hell.. how did that song get so big
(11:40:53 PM) thecatsharumph: i remember watching the mtv movie awards and they introduced emilio estevez to that song
(11:41:03 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:41:10 PM) stubborn tenpin: cause he look like a lady
(11:41:11 PM) thecatsharumph: i cracked the heck up like OH MY GOD EMILIO ESTEVEZ CAME OUT TO DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY WTF
(11:41:21 PM) thecatsharumph: Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on the door
She a long lost love at first bite
Baby maybe you're wrong, but you know it's all right
That's right
(11:41:35 PM) thecatsharumph: Backstage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem out of line
Then she whipped out her gun
And tried to blow me away
(11:42:04 PM) stubborn tenpin: stoooop
(11:42:05 PM) thecatsharumph: chorus
(11:42:15 PM) thecatsharumph: So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise
(11:42:20 PM) thecatsharumph: chorus
(11:42:50 PM) thecatsharumph: if anyone talks about how good music quality overall was much superior in the past than the present
(11:43:03 PM) thecatsharumph: i'll just look for a billboard magazine that has this song as a top10 hit or something
(11:43:11 PM) thecatsharumph: and the trashmen's "bird bird bird, the bird's teh word"
(11:43:37 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:43:56 PM) stubborn tenpin: there are always guilty pleasures like that throughout the history of music
(11:44:16 PM) stubborn tenpin: loved me some spice girls
(11:44:22 PM) thecatsharumph: oh spice girls is good though
(11:44:32 PM) thecatsharumph: wannabe, i've given you everything (title?)
(11:44:35 PM) thecatsharumph: and 2 become 1
(11:44:53 PM) stubborn tenpin: i think most people would pick dude looks like a lady over wannabe, but they would be lying to themselves
(11:45:06 PM) thecatsharumph: dude wannabe is like perfect
(11:45:22 PM) thecatsharumph: except for like a whole decade i thought the song was about like "if you wanna be my lover you must fuck my friends"
(11:45:39 PM) stubborn tenpin: you mean thats not what its about
(11:45:39 PM) thecatsharumph: "make it last forever, friendship never ends!"
(11:45:49 PM) thecatsharumph: its about hang out with my friends and get ot know them
(11:46:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: zigga zig ahh
(11:46:05 PM) thecatsharumph: so here's the deal from A to Z ya wanna get with me ya gotta listen carefully
(11:46:33 PM) thecatsharumph: 95 percent of the spice girls ouvre is probably better than dude looks like a lady
(11:47:04 PM) thecatsharumph: lol songmeanings.net has 35 comments on dude looks like a lady
(11:47:21 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:48:01 PM) thecatsharumph: Ok, i'm quite disapointed no one has posted the true meaning yet.
I'm not a fan of aerosmith, but even i know this one.
This song is about Bret Michaels, the vocalist of Poison. He's a 'dude' but he looks so feminine it's rediculous...
(11:48:04 PM) thecatsharumph: wow so much backstory
(11:48:07 PM) thecatsharumph: that was a post
(11:49:01 PM) thecatsharumph: his is about vince neil all the way lol... its cause vince looks like a chick hardcore back then... but if you look at Mick mars back then i think he pulls off the women look alot better, who cares really nice song to play pool too.
(11:50:01 PM) thecatsharumph: ok im over dude looks like a lady now
(11:51:09 PM) thecatsharumph: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBNfaA4eEnY
(11:51:41 PM) stubborn tenpin: stop please
(11:51:42 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:51:47 PM) thecatsharumph: yeah im over it
(11:51:57 PM) thecatsharumph: ive moved onto patting the elbow before elbowing something
(11:52:07 PM) thecatsharumph: in real fights
(11:52:23 PM) thecatsharumph: i hope to see a fight in which a guy pats his elbow before elbowing another dude
(11:55:04 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol is this from the movie
(11:55:17 PM) stubborn tenpin: i didnt watch most of it cause i was on the phone with you
(11:58:09 PM) thecatsharumph: i have no clue
(11:58:16 PM) thecatsharumph: do you think todd rundgren gets jilted
(11:58:21 PM) thecatsharumph: feels jilted i mean
(11:58:23 PM) thecatsharumph: he raised liv tyler
(11:58:33 PM) stubborn tenpin: fuck yes theyre done fixing my 360
(11:58:38 PM) stubborn tenpin: was she illigitimate
(11:58:40 PM) thecatsharumph: and she always talks about how steven tyler and how excited she wes to finally see her daddy
(11:58:50 PM) thecatsharumph: not too sure
(11:58:57 PM) thecatsharumph: i know rundgren married steven tyler's ex
(11:59:02 PM) thecatsharumph: so tyler was the baby daddy
(11:59:02 PM) stubborn tenpin: ahhh
(11:59:10 PM) thecatsharumph: and todd rundgren raised her
(11:59:16 PM) thecatsharumph: tho i could be wrong and am too lazy to look it up
(11:59:18 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:59:29 PM) stubborn tenpin: well he did a good job
(11:59:31 PM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(11:59:34 PM) stubborn tenpin: i dont know that
(11:59:42 PM) thecatsharumph: he totally did
(11:59:52 PM) thecatsharumph: she didnt waste her kisses on joaquin phoenix
(11:59:55 PM) thecatsharumph: in that thing you do
(11/30/2008 12:00:06 AM) thecatsharumph: THE OWNEEDERS!
(12:00:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: that was joaquin phoenix?
(12:00:23 AM) thecatsharumph: wasnt it?
(12:00:25 AM) thecatsharumph: i dont remember anymore
(12:00:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: the drummer?
(12:00:30 AM) stubborn tenpin: nah man
(12:00:36 AM) thecatsharumph: naw the guy with the shades
(12:00:40 AM) thecatsharumph: "SORRY LADIES HE'S TAKEN"
(12:00:48 AM) thecatsharumph: and he got all pissed like "I know you did that bitch"
(12:00:54 AM) stubborn tenpin: that wasnt joaquin phoenix either lol
(12:01:04 AM) thecatsharumph: and she was like "i spent too much time kissing your face but i wasted all these kisses on your fucking face fuck off negro"
(12:01:12 AM) stubborn tenpin: youre mixing characters
(12:01:26 AM) stubborn tenpin: shades was the drummer but she was dating the lead guitarist
(12:01:28 AM) thecatsharumph: naw then she hooks up with the drummer after
(12:01:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: and he had the "sorry ladies he's taken" thing under his name
(12:01:48 AM) thecatsharumph: and the drummer does some dope with real drummers
(12:02:17 AM) thecatsharumph: after teh OWNEEDERS break up
(12:02:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: tom everett scott was the drummer
(12:02:26 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah tom hanks jr.
(12:02:39 AM) thecatsharumph: joaquin phoenix isnt the guitarist?
(12:02:43 AM) stubborn tenpin: johnathon schaech was the guitarist that liv tyler dated
(12:02:48 AM) thecatsharumph: oh jonathan schaech
(12:02:50 AM) thecatsharumph: my bad
(12:02:56 AM) thecatsharumph: johnny cash didnt sing that thing you do
(12:03:09 AM) stubborn tenpin: who was in arrested development it seems
(12:03:23 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol and 8MM 2?
(12:03:26 AM) stubborn tenpin: wtf
(12:03:30 AM) thecatsharumph: schaech or everett?
(12:03:34 AM) thecatsharumph: that thing you do was a real good song
(12:03:37 AM) stubborn tenpin: schaech
(12:03:42 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah i loved that song
(12:03:54 AM) thecatsharumph: fountains of wayne wrote that right?
(12:03:58 AM) stubborn tenpin: it was the pefect song to use in a movie about one hit wonders
(12:04:06 AM) stubborn tenpin: really?
(12:04:13 AM) thecatsharumph: fountains of wayne should just have tom hanks write all their lyrics
(12:04:24 AM) stubborn tenpin: i think a little more highly of them, but i still want to kick their asses
(12:04:30 AM) thecatsharumph: if they werent so catchy i would mind more that their lyrics suck ass
(12:05:26 AM) thecatsharumph: todd rundgren i think i like better than aerosmith
(12:05:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol what did he do
(12:05:54 AM) thecatsharumph: if i was liv tyler i would totally be like "oh man can i get all the outtakes from a true wizard a star?"
(12:05:57 AM) thecatsharumph: he did "hello its me"
(12:06:09 AM) thecatsharumph: and "i wanna fuck you ft. snoop dogg"
(12:06:13 AM) thecatsharumph: jk about the last one
(12:06:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:06:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol snoop was on around the horn
(12:06:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: he was chillin with JA adande
(12:06:50 AM) thecatsharumph: sickwidit
(12:06:58 AM) stubborn tenpin: only for like one question
(12:07:01 AM) thecatsharumph: JA Adande is the best national sports writer right now
(12:07:08 AM) stubborn tenpin: really?
(12:07:11 AM) thecatsharumph: in my opinion
(12:07:15 AM) thecatsharumph: i dont watch around the horn though
(12:07:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: ive never read him, but i think he sucks on around the horn
(12:07:34 AM) thecatsharumph: well when your competition for that title is woody paige and jay mariotti its easier to be the best
(12:07:38 AM) stubborn tenpin: plaschke is the worst though
(12:07:43 AM) thecatsharumph: plaschke SUCKS
(12:07:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah i cant stand him
(12:07:54 AM) thecatsharumph: if you go on firejoemorgan they straight lived off of his writings
(12:07:58 AM) thecatsharumph: clowning the shit out of it
(12:08:01 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol really
(12:08:24 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah i guess i didnt like mariotti that much
(12:08:27 AM) thecatsharumph: http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/10/what-fucking-language-is-this.html
(12:08:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: hes not working at the sun times anymore
(12:08:37 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:08:49 AM) thecatsharumph: he just stirs up controversy
(12:08:57 AM) thecatsharumph: his analysis is terrible
(12:09:21 AM) thecatsharumph: peter king isnt bad though i think he gets shit
(12:09:40 AM) thecatsharumph: do you read the sun-times?
(12:09:56 AM) stubborn tenpin: i used to when i had just moved here, but not really anymore
(12:10:21 AM) thecatsharumph: poor print media
(12:10:23 AM) stubborn tenpin: i used to read redeye which is the free tribune paper, but that shit is so gross
(12:10:28 AM) thecatsharumph: whats it about
(12:10:43 AM) thecatsharumph: is it like the ones in the bay
(12:10:59 AM) stubborn tenpin: totally lame humor and articles cut and pasted from the AP
(12:11:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: most of the paper was all about hollywood trash
(12:11:31 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah sounds like its free
(12:11:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:11:37 AM) thecatsharumph: oh TMZ shit?
(12:12:04 AM) stubborn tenpin: actually most of the paper was covering all the drink specials in chicago cause chicago likes the drinkz
(12:12:11 AM) thecatsharumph: my type of town
(12:12:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: the rest was hollywood reporting
(12:12:23 AM) thecatsharumph: lol DRRRUNK GOSSIP DOT COM
(12:12:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: and the sports writers were trying to hard to be funny
(12:12:42 AM) stubborn tenpin: anyway
(12:12:45 AM) thecatsharumph: "fuckin shitea dude dja hear about fuck cera michael cerathat dafad;" Posted by Frank
(12:12:54 AM) thecatsharumph: its hardt o be a funny sportswriter
(12:13:03 AM) thecatsharumph: hella wannabe bill simmons up in this internets
(12:13:17 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol his podcast is hillarious
(12:13:23 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanna listen to it
(12:13:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: but sometimes the boston sports talk is jarring
(12:13:33 AM) stubborn tenpin: like DUDE I DONT CARE
(12:13:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: but he's funny
(12:14:03 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah he is
(12:14:10 AM) thecatsharumph: him and the KSK crew are the best comedy sports writers
(12:14:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: and very knowledgable
(12:14:17 AM) thecatsharumph: the sports pickle i think its called isnt bad either
(12:14:24 AM) thecatsharumph: bill simmons is on point with the basketball
(12:14:31 AM) thecatsharumph: his non-comedy articles are fucking great
(12:14:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah football too
(12:14:37 AM) thecatsharumph: there's this really good manny ramirez one thats one spn.com
(12:14:39 AM) thecatsharumph: he wrote
(12:15:05 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanted to be bill simmons when i was working at the argus
(12:15:10 AM) stubborn tenpin: he does this segment every week with one of jimmy kimmels producers where he guesses the spreads on all the nfl games, and simmons is pretty on point
(12:15:12 AM) thecatsharumph: but w/o the gratuitous references to the karate kid
(12:15:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: he'll guess it pretty close
(12:15:27 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah i like simmons
(12:15:54 AM) stubborn tenpin: they have a bet whoever gets the most games every week will win a brazillian steakhouse dinner lol
(12:16:01 AM) thecatsharumph: wow that sounds good
(12:16:18 AM) stubborn tenpin: simmons has swept the last month so he's pretty close to winning
(12:16:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: have you had brazilian steakhouse?
(12:16:36 AM) thecatsharumph: what a job
(12:16:38 AM) thecatsharumph: nope
(12:16:44 AM) stubborn tenpin: jesus
(12:16:47 AM) stubborn tenpin: its amazing
(12:16:47 AM) thecatsharumph: nor a brazilian wax
(12:16:49 AM) thecatsharumph: sorry
(12:17:01 AM) thecatsharumph: unecessary wax comment
(12:17:11 AM) stubborn tenpin: its all you can eat and people just bring different cuts of meat to your table
(12:17:27 AM) thecatsharumph: foh then nm
(12:17:33 AM) thecatsharumph: ive been to one
(12:17:38 AM) thecatsharumph: called brazil! brazil!
(12:17:42 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:17:52 AM) thecatsharumph: it was cool
(12:17:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah its amazing
(12:18:11 AM) thecatsharumph: i want to go now
(12:18:16 AM) thecatsharumph: i would much rather get a milkshake though
(12:18:22 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:18:27 AM) thecatsharumph: do you think i was too harsh on don in fantasy
(12:18:29 AM) stubborn tenpin: steak n shake
(12:18:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: i didnt read it
(12:18:38 AM) thecatsharumph: talkin shit about the matt bryant love
(12:18:53 AM) thecatsharumph: its turner and williams talking like raekwon and ghostface
(12:19:15 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah its a lil long
(12:19:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: is it the lineage
(12:19:41 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:20:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: wtf e40 was better than fishscale
(12:20:29 AM) stubborn tenpin: i havent heard e40 but fishscale was really good
(12:21:40 AM) thecatsharumph: i think i liked it better on replayability
(12:21:45 AM) thecatsharumph: but fishscale is awesome
(12:21:51 AM) thecatsharumph: heart avenue made me laugh
(12:21:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol this is fine
(12:21:59 AM) thecatsharumph: i think i used faggot to omuch
(12:22:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:22:22 AM) stubborn tenpin: youre in character i guess
(12:22:51 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:22:57 AM) thecatsharumph: i was pretty ballls to the wall drunk too
(12:23:00 AM) stubborn tenpin: niggaz niggaz
(12:23:01 AM) thecatsharumph: i'm at jay's place
(12:23:03 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:23:17 AM) stubborn tenpin: beating faggot ass dru
(12:23:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: rofl
(12:23:23 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah that was too much
(12:23:31 AM) thecatsharumph: i meant everyone was a faggot ass not just dru
(12:23:35 AM) thecatsharumph: hopefully he doesnt take it pesronal
(12:23:46 AM) stubborn tenpin: but you forgot to type everyone elses name lol
(12:23:56 AM) thecatsharumph: lol DOOD i did
(12:23:58 AM) thecatsharumph: its there after dru's name
(12:24:01 AM) thecatsharumph: im paranoid now
(12:24:08 AM) thecatsharumph: sometimes i feel like...somebody's watchin meee
(12:24:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah you wrote their names
(12:24:26 AM) stubborn tenpin: dru is first though
(12:24:33 AM) thecatsharumph: lol oh man
(12:24:36 AM) thecatsharumph: SRY DRU
(12:24:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: its fine
(12:24:45 AM) thecatsharumph: have you heard nigga please?
(12:24:54 AM) thecatsharumph: that album is fantastic the guy was hopped up on drugs hella obvious
(12:25:11 AM) thecatsharumph: at one point he's giving shout outs and it starts off with "like to give a shout out to snoop my man suge knight.."
(12:25:27 AM) thecatsharumph: and then it degenerates to "a shout out to submarines and the children them lil munchkins"
(12:25:30 AM) stubborn tenpin: sooje knight
(12:25:37 AM) thecatsharumph: and then he starts giving shoutouts to the marines and the army and navy
(12:25:44 AM) thecatsharumph: and eventually he gives a shout out to himself
(12:25:50 AM) thecatsharumph: all while sampling the tj hooker theme song
(12:25:55 AM) thecatsharumph: man that album is so good
(12:26:10 AM) thecatsharumph: half the album he talks about how white people are the devil and the other half he talks about fucking pussy
(12:26:31 AM) thecatsharumph: he even does a cover of rick james' coldblooded
(12:26:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: i heard it wasnt that great but i never listened to it
(12:26:43 AM) thecatsharumph: its probably an acquired taste
(12:26:45 AM) stubborn tenpin: i havent listened to a lot of things
(12:26:50 AM) thecatsharumph: me neither
(12:27:05 AM) thecatsharumph: ive listened to nothing but wu and northern soul lately tho
(12:27:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: nice
(12:27:48 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanna download some spice girls n ow tho
(12:28:00 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:28:29 AM) thecatsharumph: "i need some love like i never needed love before (WANNA MAKE LUV 2 YA BABY)"
(12:28:52 AM) stubborn tenpin: its the only way to beee
(12:28:53 AM) thecatsharumph: "be a little bit wiser baby, put it on put it on... cause tonight is the night.. when two become onnnnne"
(12:28:57 AM) thecatsharumph: lol
(12:29:03 AM) thecatsharumph: how sweet of her tell him to put a jimmy hat on
(12:29:06 AM) thecatsharumph: in such a sensual voice
(12:29:07 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:29:34 AM) thecatsharumph: id totally become one with scary spice
(12:29:39 AM) thecatsharumph: but she's in love with eddie murphy
(12:29:42 AM) thecatsharumph: supposedly batshit insane in love
(12:29:51 AM) thecatsharumph: and eddie murphy's in love with johnny gill
(12:29:53 AM) thecatsharumph: johnny morton
(12:29:56 AM) thecatsharumph: and arsenio hall
(12:30:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol johnny morton really
(12:30:35 AM) thecatsharumph: thats what arnel told me
(12:30:46 AM) thecatsharumph: johnnie morton tried mma and got ktfo
(12:30:49 AM) thecatsharumph: in teh first round
(12:30:59 AM) thecatsharumph: and then he didnt get a purse or any money because he tested positive for the roids
(12:31:12 AM) stubborn tenpin: was it celebrity mma or something
(12:31:21 AM) thecatsharumph: naw legit
(12:31:24 AM) thecatsharumph: he looked all tough and shit
(12:31:30 AM) thecatsharumph: well as tough as johnnie morton will ever look
(12:31:34 AM) thecatsharumph: and he got hit square in the jaw
(12:31:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol hes a pussy though
(12:31:45 AM) thecatsharumph: he was a niner for a second
(12:31:53 AM) thecatsharumph: "kiss my ass, jay leno"
(12:31:54 AM) thecatsharumph: poor guy
(12:32:02 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol idiot
(12:32:08 AM) thecatsharumph: i bet you he likes dude looks like a lady
(12:32:13 AM) stubborn tenpin: rofl
(12:32:27 AM) thecatsharumph: "bump that shit thats my song"
(12:32:36 AM) thecatsharumph: "cmon eddie stop laughing"
(12:32:43 AM) thecatsharumph: "heeeeeeeee heeeheee" -eddie murphy
(12:32:51 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol wow
(12:33:30 AM) thecatsharumph: jay alivia hates the spice girls
(12:33:33 AM) thecatsharumph: its official
(12:33:41 AM) stubborn tenpin: im not suprised
(12:33:49 AM) thecatsharumph: BREAKING NEWS REPORT: jay alivia hates the spice girls, pierre bautista is looking for more rum int he cupboard
(12:34:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: im regreting not buying some beer
(12:34:45 AM) thecatsharumph: no say no to drugs
(12:34:51 AM) stubborn tenpin: we have flavored vodka but fuck that shit
(12:34:51 AM) thecatsharumph: i bought this stupid ass mojito
(12:34:55 AM) thecatsharumph: for like 185 pesos last night
(12:35:00 AM) thecatsharumph: oh man flavored vodka
(12:35:03 AM) stubborn tenpin: sugar alchohol=hangover
(12:35:04 AM) thecatsharumph: energy drink
(12:35:06 AM) thecatsharumph: you're set dudes
(12:35:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: im not drinking that
(12:35:21 AM) thecatsharumph: then saddle up next to andrea
(12:35:23 AM) stubborn tenpin: thats the only time i get a hangover
(12:35:26 AM) thecatsharumph: and be like "yo baby its prime time"
(12:35:38 AM) thecatsharumph: and thumb wrestle
(12:35:45 AM) thecatsharumph: thats what i would do if i had a woman right now
(12:35:50 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:35:57 AM) thecatsharumph: id sing her rock upon the porch with you
(12:36:00 AM) thecatsharumph: by the boy least likely to
(12:36:16 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol nice
(12:36:25 AM) thecatsharumph: i aint singing her tenderoni
(12:36:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: by chromeo?
(12:36:39 AM) thecatsharumph: maybe if i get married and like 30 years down the line ill sing tenderoni
(12:36:47 AM) thecatsharumph: whoever made the original
(12:36:50 AM) thecatsharumph: is it called tenderoni?
(12:36:54 AM) thecatsharumph: clare would know
(12:37:11 AM) stubborn tenpin: is that one of the new edition cats
(12:37:25 AM) stubborn tenpin: i want to say bobby brown
(12:38:19 AM) thecatsharumph: probably
(12:38:25 AM) thecatsharumph: bobby brown best entertainer in teh world
(12:38:30 AM) thecatsharumph: whitney houston best singer in the world
(12:38:36 AM) thecatsharumph: "SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS"
(12:38:37 AM) stubborn tenpin: nooooo
(12:38:51 AM) thecatsharumph: "is it true you have a 10,000 dollar a week coke habit" "i wish, just kiddin"
(12:39:00 AM) thecatsharumph: "crack is a poor persn's drug show me the receipts SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS"
(12:39:05 AM) stubborn tenpin: fuck i want to start forte over gore
(12:39:12 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol show me the reciepts
(12:39:15 AM) thecatsharumph: gore against buffalo?
(12:39:18 AM) thecatsharumph: forte against who?
(12:39:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: vikes
(12:39:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: i know its not a good matchup
(12:39:43 AM) stubborn tenpin: but hes gonna get points through the air
(12:39:45 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah
(12:39:49 AM) thecatsharumph: tough call homes
(12:39:52 AM) thecatsharumph: i cant possibly say
(12:39:53 AM) stubborn tenpin: i can see gore getting shut out
(12:39:59 AM) thecatsharumph: im having problems with larry johnson too
(12:40:01 AM) stubborn tenpin: at buffalo
(12:40:04 AM) thecatsharumph: i wanna start him over turner
(12:40:09 AM) thecatsharumph: but that seems stupid
(12:40:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: whos turner playing
(12:40:21 AM) thecatsharumph: turner might be tired from running to the end zone last week
(12:40:29 AM) thecatsharumph: san diego
(12:40:30 AM) thecatsharumph: chargers
(12:40:40 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah you gotta play him
(12:40:43 AM) stubborn tenpin: chargers d sucks
(12:40:59 AM) stubborn tenpin: im not a big LJ fan
(12:41:34 AM) thecatsharumph: yeah i know
(12:41:35 AM) thecatsharumph: no one is
(12:41:38 AM) thecatsharumph: he's old and stuff
(12:41:43 AM) thecatsharumph: he's olden polnyce
(12:41:50 AM) thecatsharumph: how do you spell that guy's last name
(12:41:54 AM) thecatsharumph: polynice?
(12:41:55 AM) stubborn tenpin: polynice
(12:41:58 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeah
(12:42:18 AM) thecatsharumph: poly meaning multiple and nice meaning polite
(12:42:21 AM) thecatsharumph: what a sweet heart
(12:42:32 AM) thecatsharumph: old and poly-nice
(12:42:35 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:43:20 AM) thecatsharumph: i officially got mad luv for that guy
(12:43:32 AM) thecatsharumph: so in turn i got love for larry johnson
(12:44:19 AM) thecatsharumph: let me type vagina vagina
(12:44:27 AM) thecatsharumph: whoever google searches olden polynice
(12:44:29 AM) thecatsharumph: goes to our site
(12:44:55 AM) thecatsharumph: so if they google search: olden polynice vagina
(12:44:59 AM) thecatsharumph: its automatic we're a link
(12:45:20 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol it wouldnt be the top result
(12:45:49 AM) thecatsharumph: it would have to be
(12:45:57 AM) thecatsharumph: what other site would have olden polynice and vagina
(12:46:19 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:46:24 AM) stubborn tenpin: maybe
(12:47:02 AM) thecatsharumph: imma google search that right now
(12:47:21 AM) thecatsharumph: you're right
(12:47:33 AM) thecatsharumph: there's 231 pages with olden polynice and vagina
(12:47:40 AM) thecatsharumph: Results 1 - 10 of about 231 for olden polynice vagina. (0.13 seconds)
(12:48:15 AM) stubborn tenpin: haha
(12:48:16 AM) thecatsharumph: including a spanish language website with the headline "Drink Team - KOBE'S RAPE???? - Deportes"
(12:48:24 AM) thecatsharumph: que los Bulls lo cambiaron en el draft a Seattle por Olden Polynice. ..
(12:49:15 AM) stubborn tenpin: wow
(12:49:41 AM) thecatsharumph: alivia told me they traded polynice to the sonics for teh rights to scottie pippen
(12:49:51 AM) thecatsharumph: imagine if pippen played with kemp, payton and schrempf
(12:49:57 AM) thecatsharumph: and polynice played with jordan
(12:50:00 AM) thecatsharumph: things would've been mad diff
(12:50:22 AM) stubborn tenpin: the hornets would have won a title lol
(12:50:28 AM) thecatsharumph: haha
(12:50:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: LJ and ZO too strong
(12:50:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: muggsy at the point
(12:50:50 AM) stubborn tenpin: dell curry 6th man extrordinaire
(12:50:57 AM) thecatsharumph: curry AND rice on the same time
(12:51:06 AM) stubborn tenpin: kendall gill king of metrosexuals
(12:51:12 AM) thecatsharumph: yall just needed a chicken to even out the menu
(12:51:18 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:51:28 AM) stubborn tenpin: matt geiger
(12:51:36 AM) stubborn tenpin: i know all the hornets in the 90s
(12:51:47 AM) stubborn tenpin: fucking robert parish was a hornet
(12:52:18 AM) thecatsharumph: oh thats right
(12:52:24 AM) thecatsharumph: matt geiger whatta rich guy that guy is
(12:52:27 AM) thecatsharumph: for being a journeyman
(12:52:31 AM) stubborn tenpin: lol
(12:52:34 AM) stubborn tenpin: he was solid
(12:52:42 AM) thecatsharumph: he helped the sixers to the eastern title
(12:52:49 AM) thecatsharumph: the warriors had robert parish too
(12:52:54 AM) stubborn tenpin: yeaah
(12:53:00 AM) thecatsharumph: stupid trade before i watched basketball
(12:53:07 AM) thecatsharumph: we gave the celtics those rings
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