I can't remember the last time I drank water.

Ever since Mardi Gras I haven't been drinking water. I used to drink at least 3-5 glasses of water everyday. I didn't really drink water at Mardi Gras except when eating but even then most of the time I was sipping on some adult beverage while eating. I didn't want to buy water either because I needed money for other things like street performers and strippers. So I've forgotten all about water. Another reason I haven't been drinking water is because I just discovered Mountain Dew Voltage and it is the greatest soda...of this decade I'll say. Code Red is fucking awesome too. I haven't drank soda this regularly in years. When I'm not drinking some Mountain Dew variant, I'm drinking beer. Tomorrow I will try to get back into the habit of loving water.