Tuesday

Too Lazy to Make a Cohesive Post

I'm copying your format P. It's lazy, but reading your last two posts enticed me.

-My Xbox just left Missouri on it's way to Texas to get repaired and gain another year of life before it dies again, but that might be wishful thinking. I track that shit on UPS constantly(I'M SORRY I HAVE NOTHING IN MY LIFE)

-It's starting to get really cold, but we haven't had any serious snow yet. Just some random flurries. I told some people back in California we were having flurries and they had no idea what I was talking about. They also said it was getting cold there as well. Like 50 degrees cold. So I said I hate you.

-I played a lot of Mario Kart Wii over the weekend, but I don't think I was in the right state of mind. I mean I had just lost my Xbox, so I played that game just to play something and I was being bitter and vindictive toward the game. It's not the Wii's fault really. I went back and forth feeling Stupid baby game, it's so easy to win I'm dusting these stupid babies, no challenge to Stupid baby game, why does it have to cheat, fucking punishing me for being so good, lucky babies. I really do love Mario Kart. I used to play the fuck out of it earlier in the year and it's the best online experience on the Wii because there is rarely lag, there's always people to play against, and you get to do a whole fucking race instead of being limited to timed matches like Super Smash Bros Brawl. Only being able to play 2 minute games in public matches killed the online experience in Brawl for me. At least in Mario Kart it feels like you played a complete game. That game is going to make the list for best games of the year for sure. You all know how much I like teh Kart gamez. I was the only one to get Double Dash on Gamecube, but we didn't really play it because I had no competition in that game. Playing Melee was more fun anyway, but I'm getting sidetracked by nostalgia as usual. Still the Wii's online interface is so fucking behind the times and too restricting. I wish I could yell at those mother fuckers who keep picking Luigi Circuit, but alas in the Wii space, no one can hear you scream. Xbox Live puts Nintendo's online infrastructure to shame.

-I am really looking forward to Thanksgiving. We will be going to one of Andrea's friends' apartment so I won't have to chop vegetables, although I guess I will offer my services. It's the polite thing to do. I'll get my hands on a 360 controller for some of the night because my friend Ryan has a 360, so I can get my a quick Gears 2/Left 4 Dead fix. Not only that but there will be football, good white people food, beer, wine, and leftovers. No fucking work. Oh man.

-CRAP CHROMEO WAS ON XBOX LIVE PLAYING GUITAR HERO 3 AND I HAD NO XBOX TO PLAY AGAINST THEM WITH STUPID

-I hate all the TV shows that I've been keeping up with. My DVR is full of stuff that I just am not interested in watching. Heroes is fucking repeating the exact same storyline from Season One. They see the future and it's the end of the world. They have to save Clare again. I am sticking with it though because I have a hard time dropping shows once I've invested in them. Grey's Anatomy though I wish I could stop watching, but I never will because Andrea won't stop watching it. Two words to describe the most recent episode: Ghost Sex. Yeah, really. Sanctuary is fucking hilarious because the green screen use is obvious and abundant. Life on Mars I thought I was going to get into, but I haven't watched past the pilot, but I have all the episodes on my DVR. The only shows that I still enjoy and have to watch are Jon and Kate Plus 8 because they're white and asian and have 8 fucking kids(The plot writes itself!), and The Office but even that is starting to fall off. It's still pretty funny though. I need to jump back on The Wire, and I hear How I Met Your Mother is really good, but I can't just start watching it. I'm neurotic and I need to start from Season One. 30 Rock too.

-Nevermind, I couldn't have played with Chromeo because I sold Guitar Hero 3 a long time ago. That game sucks.

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